BIGUN 1,042 #1 February 9, 2014 What was your best pickup play (boys and girls can play). PM me if you want to remain anonymous (PMs will be deleted after copy/pasties. Here's mine: I was meeting a young lady in a classy place for drinks and brought a single red rose. After about 20 minutes of waiting and figuring I'd been stood up, I took the rose down by the dance bar and overlooked the rails. One girl came up to the bottom of the rails and asked who the rose was for... I was caught a bit off guard and not wanting to say it was for the woman who stood me up; I improvised. "It's for whoever I think has the best looking ass in here. She whips around arching her back, pushing out her ass and says, "How's this one?" I replied, "It's a good-looking ass, but I think I should see more of them and award the rose at midnite." What happened next was - well, it caught me off guard. She started bringing one, then two, then several at a time and they'd all whip around and show me their magnificent asses. Guys on dates had their dates coming up and showing off their asses. Took one to bar closed breakfast and got three phone numbers which culminated into dates. Next time I saw the girl that stood me up; I swatted her on the ass, smiled, said thanks, winked and just kept going. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 February 9, 2014 Romeo and Juliet? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #3 February 9, 2014 Damn, I don't think I could have pulled that off when I was single (or now, for that matter). My hat's off to you. I usually just walked up and started talking to them about them, smiled. It that didn't work, they weren't into me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 February 9, 2014 Hell, I just called a number and a guy named Vinny brought me my date.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #5 February 9, 2014 I learned to do Picasso's four line drawing. Sit down next to someone. Ask if I can draw them. Hand it to them. Never failed.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 February 9, 2014 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=511763#511763 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #7 February 9, 2014 Best pick up play.... hmmm. I admit. This guy has no game. Never worked on trying to improve a pick up line. But if you know how to give a good foot massage you get accused of using it to pick up chicks.Have no idea what people are talkin' about. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #8 February 9, 2014 monkycndo But if you know how to give a good foot massage you get accused of using it to pick up chicks.Have no idea what people are talkin' about. Just don't give one to Marsellus Wallace's wife!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,042 #9 February 9, 2014 Quote if you know how to give a good foot massage That might explain one thing. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tan 0 #10 February 10, 2014 How about this one? http://youtu.be/xGvNE9y5POI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #11 February 10, 2014 ryoder *** But if you know how to give a good foot massage you get accused of using it to pick up chicks.Have no idea what people are talkin' about. Just don't give one to Marsellus Wallace's wife!You can end up with a speech impediment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,042 #12 February 10, 2014 tan How about this one? http://youtu.be/xGvNE9y5POI I don't even know what the fuck that was about.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 February 11, 2014 tan How about this one? http://youtu.be/xGvNE9y5POI Which one were you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tan 0 #14 February 11, 2014 turtlespeed ***How about this one? http://youtu.be/xGvNE9y5POI Which one were you?At the start of the night, the short one. Thanks to my buddies After 5 drinks to return the favour, the tall one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #15 February 11, 2014 turtlespeedHell, I just called a number and a guy named Vinny brought me my date. Wow. You know Vinny? Small world.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 February 11, 2014 davjohns ***Hell, I just called a number and a guy named Vinny brought me my date. Wow. You know Vinny? Small world. Did he ever bring you the twins?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
