Deuce 1 #1 February 5, 2003 It's huge. Like about as big as a Rottweiler. I heard this noise behind me, turned around, and there's Godzillito sitting on the filing cabinet. The tongue going in and out like that is how they smell, right? It's not pissed, is it? AggieDave! Fax me a gun, quick! (sorry Justin, no other solution comes to mind) Wait! I could turn the air conditioner on real high and then wrassle it when it gets logy. But the staff will bitch that it's too cold. What to do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #2 February 5, 2003 Someone's beer light came on way, way early this morning. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 February 5, 2003 Here, this is the best I could do for you on short notice and especially since I don't have a fax machine... Good Luck! And be careful, it's loaded. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 February 5, 2003 Quote What to do? Run in circles, scream and shout. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 February 5, 2003 Nah. But as it stays still, it takes on the color of the cabinet, and is harder and harder to see. I must act quickly.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 February 5, 2003 Quote Fax me a gun, quick! (sorry Justin, no other solution comes to mind) The gun isn't the problem. Ban fax machines! It is a lizard, you say? No mere gun will do. You need hordes of Japanese tanks, a bunch of aircraft, people talking way faster than their subtitling, and perhaps, Mothra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 February 5, 2003 *lips moving*Oh my god, it's fileZilla*lips still moving*--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 February 5, 2003 QuoteRun in circles, scream and shout. Well, that's the first really bad advice you ever gave me. Wow that thing can move fast! POW! Right off the file cabinet and onto the ceiling. Maybe it'll get asbestosis from those old-*ss tiles before they give way. I think that running and shouting really pissed it off. And the hotpad fell off my knee.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #9 February 5, 2003 Quote What to do? Pass the bong -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #11 February 5, 2003 Got video?? If you do not have the video, then..... (you know the rest) Put down the crack pipe and step away from the computer. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #12 February 5, 2003 Don't they taste like chicken? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #13 February 5, 2003 Everything is fine. In a matter of minutes, the lizard will merge with the cabinet and you'll be okay. Unless, of course, it starts talking to you- in that case, I advise you to cut down on your hallucinogenic drugs intake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #14 February 5, 2003 Good god! The f*cking thing just tore a huge section of acoustic tile out of the ceiling, hit the floor, and the bats that live up there are making the weirdest noises. Chirping, squeaking, clicking. And the dogzilla-sized reptile is now curled up on my hotpad hissing at me. I'm going to lunch. Squeet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 February 5, 2003 Hey JP been under any stress lately? You're sounding real crazy like. Or do you really work at the zoo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 February 5, 2003 QuoteOr do you really work at the zoo? They hiring? I'm doing pretty good with this lizard and the bats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #17 February 5, 2003 just watch out for the carpet monster....Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #18 February 5, 2003 QuoteWell, that's the first really bad advice you ever gave me. Really? It always works for me. I run in circles, scream and shout, and soon someone comes and takes care of whatever I'm running around screaming and shouting about. Huh. Maybe ya hafta be a girl for that one to work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 February 5, 2003 Quote Maybe ya hafta be a girl for that one to work. Yep. It's all about the boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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wmw999 2,114 #21 February 5, 2003 You sure that's a lizard, and not one of those lawyers you had to talk to before? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 February 5, 2003 Quote You sure that's a lizard, and not one of those lawyers Is there a difference? And I work at a law firm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #23 February 5, 2003 (rainman voice) Lizard. Definitely lizard. I didn't know these things could purr... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #24 February 5, 2003 QuoteYep. It's all about the boobies. Good effort! I'm proud of you! But the reptile doesn't care. I think the boobie distraction will only work on mammals. And probably marsupials. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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