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JohnMitchell

*** HE NEVER GOT LAID using this trick. Chicks aren't impressed if you skydive.

If that's all the game he had, I'm not surprised.:P

Women like men with a sense of humor. . ..

And are tall and good looking.:S:D

And money....
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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diablopilot

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Women like men with a sense of humor. . ..

And are tall and good looking



***Being a tad bit more mentally mature than a 13 year old helps too.


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If I had to go it with MY charm & personality alone ~ ~ That's exactly what I'd be ~ ~ ~ ALONE!



I'm fucked.


The Harley makes ya look taller! :)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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airtwardo

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And money....

All those years of them talking about that bulge in the pants, I never knew they were looking at the wallet.:S:D

BTW,,,the potato goes in the FRONT! :S

You are one funny friggin' guy!...and master of the one-line retort. Thank you!
Guru312

I am not DB Cooper

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OH hell--it seems that one tandem jump (as the passenger) qualifies the super cool to call themselves skydivers. Probably works as well with duhhhhhhhhh chicks as if you had a D and a few thousand freefalls. Good luck. Use a condom. :o

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katzas

OH hell--it seems that one tandem jump (as the passenger) qualifies the super cool to call themselves skydivers. Probably works as well with duhhhhhhhhh chicks as if you had a D and a few thousand freefalls. Good luck. Use a condom. :o



So how would said conversation go in order to be able to use said condom?

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