decompresion 2 #26 April 25, 2014 It is still the guy telling off the incidents forum moderator. Twardo's stories are awesome, I would buy the book. The "Scary stories thread is really a favorite thread. But he is polite and intelligent, he also has the misfortune to know what he's talking about and being the real deal so he could not possibly win the "best post" on and interwebz forum.There are no dangerous dives Only dangerous divers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 14 #27 April 26, 2014 Anyone have a link to that thread? I can't seem to find it anymore.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #28 April 26, 2014 Damn there are some old posters in this thread! I'm sure there are a few funny conversations but, best post? So many to choose from...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #29 April 26, 2014 Quote http://www.dropzone.com/...post=3409993#3409993 Oh my goodness, LOL!!! Quote The one about slamming the Incidents moderator was funny too. The guy was wondering why the heck this PhreeZone guy had this bizarre fascination with posting about death and accidents... Need to clean up the coffee that's now all over my desk. ROFLMAO!!!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #30 April 26, 2014 Quote Sebastian's three hole punch. I agree with Remi - squashing that budderfly Airtwardo's college trip to Arizona Twardo goes yard. Skreamer's premature exit Any links to these? Not finding anything searching.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #31 April 26, 2014 Quote The Arizona trip (I don't know who he was, but he sure could spot). The Gayle Sayers smoke grenade mount story (Here's your marker back) The "Pyro that didn't ignite quite the way it was supposed to (I must have a malfunction... or something) The "We had to dumb it down" post (Of all the things that changed over the years, it wasn't the gloves) He also C&P'd a piece from one of the Wiki parodies about skydiving, the disciplines and the planes that was great (but it was a copy, not an original) Any links to these? Not finding anything with this search engine.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #32 April 26, 2014 StreetScoobyQuote The Arizona trip (I don't know who he was, but he sure could spot). The Gayle Sayers smoke grenade mount story (Here's your marker back) The "Pyro that didn't ignite quite the way it was supposed to (I must have a malfunction... or something) The "We had to dumb it down" post (Of all the things that changed over the years, it wasn't the gloves) He also C&P'd a piece from one of the Wiki parodies about skydiving, the disciplines and the planes that was great (but it was a copy, not an original) Any links to these? Not finding anything with this search engine. Arizona trip:http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=469880;search_string=Nationals%20arizona;#469880 Gayle Sayers: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=511763;search_string=Gayle%20sayers%20smoke;#511763 Pyro Malfunction: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=493224;search_string=pyro%20chain%20night%20;#493224 Dumb it down: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3745669;search_string=drugs%20gutter%20sluts%20peas%20gloves;#3745669 Uncyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Skydiving 'Twardo C&P'd this article, I can't find his post. It actually had more in it about the planes. Something to the effect of "After the short haul airlines don't want it anymore, it goes to the cargo haulers. Then the drug smugglers use it until it's too beat up and worn out for them. THEN a DZO will rip out the interior, install a kickass stereo and bolt seatbelts to the floor...""There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #33 April 26, 2014 Tremendous! Thanks! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #34 April 26, 2014 wolfriverjoe "...Then the drug smugglers use it until it's too beat up and worn out for them. THEN a DZO will rip out the interior, install a kickass stereo and bolt seatbelts to the floor..." Since when were those two different groups?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #35 April 26, 2014 Quote Skreamer's premature exit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYA17sRD69g&list=FLlJyaMGfpLV_jOJ9tJveYrQ&index=2 "Where the F*** is he going ? Is he out of his F***ing mind ?" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoppieJoe 7 #36 April 27, 2014 This one was golden too. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4575252;search_string=jump%20fly%20land;#4575252Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society" "Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!" ____________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #37 April 27, 2014 Well, look what the cat dragged in. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoppieJoe 7 #38 April 27, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Well, look what the cat dragged in. Hi Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society" "Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!" ____________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #39 April 28, 2014 A pretty good one is brand new on gear and rigging. The guy wondering if his buddy was setting his new N3 wrong because neither one of them could hear the audible alarms when jumping together, with it mounted on his buddies wrist. I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
