jfields 0 #301 October 2, 2003 QuoteI wish I could talk to my three hole punch. I don't. It is probably a bible-thumper. You know, all holier-than-thou. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #302 October 3, 2003 i have lots of pens, but i prefer my bic 'ClicksterGRIP' .5mm #2 pencil. even the name is cool. i like to take it apart during conference calls. not counting leads, (even though they aren't lead, but who'd call the graphites?) there are 10 parts to it. more that i thought. yesterday i discovered little tubes of replacement erasers in the office supplies cabinet. how cool is that? i'm always losing them, then i can't put spare leads (graphites?) in anymore because they would just fall out. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #303 October 9, 2003 Here's my stupid office supply story of the day. I sent a requisition to the purchasing department for 50 2-pocket folders. I got a phone call from the dept asking me what i meant. Seems they have no idea what a 2-pocket folder is. She went through the Office Max catalog and she thinks she knows what i want but she's not quite sure. After 2 phone calls she asked me to please send a picture of the 2-pocket folder so she knows what i want. WTF?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #304 October 9, 2003 QuoteHere's my stupid office supply story of the day. I sent a requisition to the purchasing department for 50 2-pocket folders. I got a phone call from the dept asking me what i meant. Seems they have no idea what a 2-pocket folder is. She went through the Office Max catalog and she thinks she knows what i want but she's not quite sure. After 2 phone calls she asked me to please send a picture of the 2-pocket folder so she knows what i want. WTF?? The problem is that 2 pocket folders are so 80's. She was probably confused with the complete uncoolness of your order. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #305 October 9, 2003 QuoteThe problem is that 2 pocket folders are so 80's. She was probably confused with the complete uncoolness of your order. Maybe that excuse would work, except i order them every couple months. Been doing it for years and was never questioned about what they were...but now that the purchasing chick quit and the vice-president is running the show...well apparently you gotta be supid to be a VP. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #306 January 8, 2004 QuoteI have canned air!! That provides good entertainment. Unfortunately it's non-flammable, but i still do other interesting experiments with it. Somtimes i even use it to clean my keyboard. Bump. (I was actually looking for something else, but what the heck...) I bought some canned air the other day. Did you know you can launch a pen cylinder clear across 6 cubes? Now where did my pen cap go? Almost as much fun as my full-auto, 20-round-magazine Nerf gun!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #307 January 8, 2004 I still love the "Air-Zooka" Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #308 January 8, 2004 I actually heard about it here. I should have bought a dozen and sold them at work - everyone kept asking me where I got it. At least a half dozen people said they got them for their kids! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #309 January 8, 2004 All you need now is a red Swingline Stapler. Have You Seen My Stapler?Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #310 January 8, 2004 dude... I was soooo amazed to see this back in rotation. But hey? Did we ever get pics of this kick-ass, paper killin, hole puncher? hmmm.... maybe its all just fiction? anyways I aint got an office no mo, so.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybrat68 0 #311 January 8, 2004 Quotedude... I was soooo amazed to see this back in rotation. But hey? Did we ever get pics of this kick-ass, paper killin, hole puncher? hmmm.... maybe its all just fiction? anyways I aint got an office no mo, so.... I don't have an office any more either but I've got a way cool lava lamp sittin right here by my home PC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #312 January 8, 2004 Quote I don't have an office any more either but I've got a way cool lava lamp sittin right here by my home PC well I got: a spray bottle(for my cat when shes a biotch), a half full glass w/ a mixed drink in it, a set of injectors for my car, and misc odds and ends... nuthin cool here.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybrat68 0 #313 January 8, 2004 At least your glass is half full instead of half empty and that spray bottle to spray the cat sounds entertaining if nothin else. Gotta do somethin if we don't have an office don't we Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #314 January 8, 2004 QuoteAt least your glass is half full instead of half empty and that spray bottle to spray the cat sounds entertaining if nothin else. Gotta do somethin if we don't have an office don't we well the spray bottle isnt for entertainment. She (the cat) enjoys (I belive takes sadistic pleasure) in tormenting me by jumping up on my couters and attempting to drink water out of my dry sink, or like food crumbs off dirty dishes, even though she has plenty of water, and food. hmmmm... what to do.... I spose I could go to bed... or refill my now empty glass. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #315 January 8, 2004 QuoteAll you need now is a red Swingline Stapler. Have You Seen My Stapler? Don't look at me... A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #316 October 7, 2004 QuoteI just can't understand why my stapler thread got hijacked... Quote 'cause it didn't have THIS! http://www.virtualstapler.com/ ...now, lets move your office to the basement! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #317 March 11, 2005 Today is my last day of work after 5+ years. I wasn't kidding in my initial post with regards to the bond between my 3 hole punch and I. Anyway I just succesfuly smuggled it to my car with some other personal items... This three hole punch is coming home with me baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #318 March 11, 2005 QuoteToday is my last day of work after 5+ years. I wasn't kidding in my initial post with regards to the bond between my 3 hole punch and I. Anyway I just succesfuly smuggled it to my car with some other personal items... This three hole punch is coming home with me baby! OMG This was a most awesome thread!! May you and your 3 hole punch live a long and prosperous life together. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #319 March 11, 2005 QuoteToday is my last day of work after 5+ years. I wasn't kidding in my initial post with regards to the bond between my 3 hole punch and I. Anyway I just succesfuly smuggled it to my car with some other personal items... This three hole punch is coming home with me baby! Yeah dude!!!!!! CELEBRATE!!!!! LIKE A MOFO!!! Biznatch!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #320 March 11, 2005 Bring it to Byron this weekend so we can make a three hole punch jump! We can all get our three hole punch numbers. DO IT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #321 March 11, 2005 WHOAW... anyone and everyone that's posted... step... away... from... the... desk...nice... and... slow....nice... and...slow...go... home ...get... lots... of... liquids...and...rest...“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #322 March 11, 2005 QuoteWHOAW... anyone and everyone that's posted... step... away... from... the... desk...nice... and... slow....nice... and...slow...go... home ...get... lots... of... liquids...and...rest... ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #323 March 11, 2005 there is nothing quite so special, sacred even, as the bond between a man and his three-hole punch. you go boy, you go. (*sniff*)"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #324 March 11, 2005 Wow the thread was resurrected 2 years to the day since it started. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #325 March 11, 2005 Oh sebby, i know you'll treat your 3 hole punch with respect and adoration. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
