promise5 17 #1 May 24, 2014 Though many would love me to say I'm naked and dancing on the table it's not so. You know your drunk when: I'm chasing the straw around my glass withy mouth.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,051 #2 May 24, 2014 Quotewithy mouth. You're drunk... step away from the keyboard.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 May 24, 2014 BIGUNQuotewithy mouth. You're drunk... step away from the keyboard. + 1Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #4 May 24, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy *** Quote withy mouth. You're drunk... step away from the keyboard. + 1 Yep! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #5 May 24, 2014 When you start posting in SC.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #6 May 24, 2014 Krip When you start posting in SC. You made me look to see if this was originally posted there and then moved!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 May 24, 2014 BIGUN Quote withy mouth. You're drunk... step away from the keyboard. Wait . . . Maybe Lisa(Mouth) made up there and they are chasing that straw . . . hmm nice image.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #8 May 24, 2014 turtlespeed *** Quote withy mouth. You're drunk... step away from the keyboard. Wait . . . Maybe Lisa(Mouth) made up there and they are chasing that straw . . . hmm nice image.Wha???lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 May 24, 2014 oldwomanc6 ****** Quote withy mouth. You're drunk... step away from the keyboard. Wait . . . Maybe Lisa(Mouth) made up there and they are chasing that straw . . . hmm nice image.Wha??? Face Palm . . . Mouth . . . Lisa . . . one of the best of the bestest dizzy dot commers?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 May 24, 2014 promise5 Though many would love me to say I'm naked and dancing on the table it's not so. You know your drunk when: I'm chasing the straw around my glass withy mouth. Many?Name them.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #11 May 24, 2014 I didn't know that's what her name was (too). lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #12 May 24, 2014 turtlespeed ***Though many would love me to say I'm naked and dancing on the table it's not so. You know your drunk when: I'm chasing the straw around my glass withy mouth. Many?Name them.oh please!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #13 May 24, 2014 I thought drunk came in progressive stages, from "I'm good looking and witty" to "I'm bulletproof and, shhhhh!, Invisible!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #14 May 24, 2014 I'm not buying the story;If you were *really* drunk, you be posting your boobies. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 May 24, 2014 ryoder I'm not buying the story;If you were *really* drunk, you be posting your boobies. At least a butt cheek.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #16 May 24, 2014 I only seem to be able to handle two skinny cocktails. The first one I was fabulous it was the second I had a hard time with. I think I drink to fast.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #17 May 24, 2014 Oh fine !!!! Here !!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #18 May 24, 2014 promise5 Oh fine !!!! Here !!!! Ryoder Please dont ask anyone to take a selfie under canopy, like the DGIT brit is arguing about doing .You have a gift you smooth talker.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #19 May 24, 2014 promise5 Oh fine !!!! Here !!!! No need to auto-enhance those. Oh...and my problem is I don't know when I'm drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #20 May 24, 2014 promise5 Oh fine !!!! Here !!!! ROTFLMAO!!! So what do they look like when they are not "auto-enhanced"?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 May 24, 2014 promise5 I only seem to be able to handle two skinny cocktails. The first one I was fabulous it was the second I had a hard time with. I think I drink to fast. Drunk.... is thinking of skinny dipping at any Alaskan beach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #22 May 24, 2014 ryoder ***Oh fine !!!! Here !!!! ROTFLMAO!!! So what do they look like when they are not "auto-enhanced"?Ass!!! Lol It means I didn't check the pic after I darkened it!! Lol No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #23 May 24, 2014 Is that left nipple I see or drool?U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #24 May 24, 2014 promise5 Ass!!! I love it when she talks dirty to me!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #25 May 24, 2014 Nice, but it could have been a bit colder... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
