Andy9o8 0 #1351 December 16, 2013 davjohns In a lover? "Oh, yes. That's it. Like that. Yes! Yes! Ye....look, a squirrel!" For reasons I won't get into (nothing kinky; sorry), our second kid was probably conceived in the bed that was in the same bedroom where our older kid's crib was located at the time. And there was an animal-toy mobile hanging from the middle of the ceiling.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #1352 December 16, 2013 So, you distract her with sparkly stuff first? Niiiiice! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #1353 December 16, 2013 Quote nothing kinky; sorry Weaksauce. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #1354 December 16, 2013 Remster Quote nothing kinky; sorry Weaksauce. Sigh, what can I say? The (then-) toddler liked to crawl into bed w/us and fall asleep. So often-times if Wife & I wanted to get any action, we'd have to move over into the kid's room to do it. If you like, I can make something up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1355 December 16, 2013 Quote My throat hurts and it's getting hard to swallow. Yeah I hear that a lot too... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1356 December 16, 2013 Andy9o8 ************I hope not! That would be injury added to insult! I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. Emergence C I don't think that's the way it's spelled but you have the idea. Start taking it to head off the creeping crud. Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. Yeah, ADD can be a real turn-off. LOL Yes. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1357 December 16, 2013 davjohns *** Quote Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. ***Wow. Not sure how you resisted that one... I know, right? Well, it was REALLY hard to resist the 70+ year old gentlemen who asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend when I come to Florida or he goes up to Atlantic City. I could stay on his "boat" (80' yacht) on the Intracoastal and he'll fly me down every weekend so I can shop, go to dinner, gamble and be his good luck charm in the casino. Or he'd take me to the Bahamas, wherever I'd like to go. But he can go all night at his age (so he says) because he takes Viagra. Woohoo. What a catch. Oh, my. You really need to jetison that parfum you've been wearing. What is it? Eau du Desperation? lol It's not you. Pretty sure many women can recite the same tales. If you are friendly (even in a setting where it is just part of your job) you must be really turned on by the guy, right? I know, right? I must look desperate because I'm always there alone or maybe a girlfriend. I just try to be nice to everyone, at first. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1358 December 16, 2013 airtwardo Quote My throat hurts and it's getting hard to swallow. Yeah I hear that a lot too... You're bad. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1359 December 16, 2013 Here's a new one! Quote Skydekker, mmmmmm Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #1360 December 16, 2013 So is this sore throat going to delay hooking up with the secret dizzy.com admirer who chose you? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #1361 December 16, 2013 i'm about to break DZ.com. I am back on the boards. I am here to ensure that if you are a little self conscious about your boobies, i will look at them and rate them unbiassedly. as far as this thread goes, i would bone..Lucky, who the hell is on this forum still?IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1362 December 16, 2013 ryoder So is this sore throat going to delay hooking up with the secret dizzy.com admirer who chose you? I think it was just a joke. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1363 December 16, 2013 Jbag i'm about to break DZ.com. I am back on the boards. I am here to ensure that if you are a little self conscious about your boobies, i will look at them and rate them unbiassedly. as far as this thread goes, i would bone..Lucky, who the hell is on this forum still? Take a peek around, JB. The world is your oyster!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1364 December 16, 2013 A new submission: Quote That new avatar is yummy.....you are now on the list Thanks! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1365 December 17, 2013 A new submission: Quote mrubin Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1366 December 17, 2013 Quote My submission is Concrete Rebound Hammer. That bitch can hit it! Hmmmm.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1367 December 17, 2013 Another submission for.... Quote Mrubin Must be a hottie? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1368 December 17, 2013 Gentlemen, obviously contributions to the Glory thread do not go unnoticed... Quote lets throw hcsvader in there... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1369 December 17, 2013 Quote Promise5. She just seems like the kind of girl that needs a good corrupting. OH boy!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1370 December 17, 2013 lolNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #1371 December 17, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Another submission for.... Quote Mrubin Must be a hottie? "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1372 December 17, 2013 mrubin ***Another submission for.... Quote Mrubin Must be a hottie? And he's an engineer!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #1373 December 17, 2013 So you really have no problems swallowing? Good info right there guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1374 December 17, 2013 normiss So you really have no problems swallowing? Good info right there guys. I mean the person who put my name out there was just joking. The throat still hurts. Smacker! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1375 December 17, 2013 I love it when I get messages! Here's another one for.... Quote Promise5 Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
