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Forget the Dating Game/matchmaker/"Did I pick the person who picked me?" thing.
If you can guess the person who picked you in 3 tries or less, you get to (read: "HAVE to")....uuhhhhh spend 7 minutes in a gear closet or editing room with them at a future boogie,......or something.

O.K., so it's just a sketch of an idea, not fully "fleshed out." I'll leave the the details to The Three Smutsketeers: Deedy, Cyndi and Teasy.



:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



I think you got those lines backwards?

All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!
Skittles
:D:D


At least my name came up.


Your the man:S:D:ph34r:
Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts??


So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? B|[:/]


Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read!
Someone sent 2 entries...

You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread.

Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. ;)

BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO!
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts??


So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? B|[:/]


Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read!
Someone sent 2 entries...

You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread.

Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. ;)

BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO!


I have nothing to say to you ma'am. Good day! I said good day! :|

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



I think you got those lines backwards?

All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!
Skittles
:D:D


At least my name came up.


Your the It Was A man:S:D:ph34r:


Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



I think you got those lines backwards?

All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!
Skittles
:D:D


At least my name came up.


Your the It Was A man:S:D:ph34r:


Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie.


Thanks :D
Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



I think you got those lines backwards?

All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!
Skittles
:D:D


At least my name came up.


Your the It Was A man:S:D:ph34r:


Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie.


'cept I'm 95% sure I know who it is and it's definitely no man.
No need to be jealous, just cause it was men that chose you doesn't mean it was men that chose the rest of us.

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Skittles
All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread!



OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts??


So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? B|[:/]


Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read!
Someone sent 2 entries...

You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread.

Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. ;)

BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO!


I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away!
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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1) Deedy from the front

2) Deedy from the back

3) Deedy from the right side

4) Deedy from the left side

5) Deedy on top

6) Deedy in the shower

7) Deedy on the kitchen table

8) Deedy on the coffee table

9) Deedy in the basement

10) Deedy on the roof

11) Oh yeah ... And Deedy in the bed

12) Deedy on the hood of the Domino's delivery drivers truck in Sebastian.




Edited to add a line at the request of the PMer.

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I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away!



He'll be there! He's sharing his camper with me! :P;)B|


That's what you said ... I also heard something about a prostate milking that might be taking place.
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away!



He'll be there! He's sharing his camper with me! :P;)B|


That's what you said ... I also heard something about a prostate milking that might be taking place.


Skittles ain't Stiffler!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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hcsvader
darktreader
hcsvader
theonlyski
hcsvader
thanatos340
hcsvader
gonzalesna
hcsvader

Yeah, Id bang the hell out of hcsvader over and over and over! he's so yummy to look at! *drool*




How the hell can I make the list after being rejected by over 12 million women yesterday. sigh :S


BTW its kinda creepy to make the same list as my brother....shes got some issues lmao
"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

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