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Why the fuck are you wearing pants? Who the hell are you and what have you done with Vader?:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:




I think aliens have taken over some dz.commers. First I ask for not fully nude pics :o Then Vader posts a pic of himself actually wearing pants :o:o What's next?! Remi actually asking for MORE man porn?!?! :o:o:o 'ski giving up on eneer?! :o:o:o:o eneer actually giving in to 'ski?!?!?! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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I think aliens have taken over some dz.commers. First I ask for not fully nude pics :o Then Vader posts a pic of himself actually wearing pants :o:o What's next?! Remi actually asking for MORE man porn?!?! :o:o:o 'ski giving up on eneer?! :o:o:o:o eneer actually giving in to 'ski?!?!?! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Shah getting laid with a BBW engineer
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I think aliens have taken over some dz.commers. First I ask for not fully nude pics :o Then Vader posts a pic of himself actually wearing pants :o:o What's next?! Remi actually asking for MORE man porn?!?! :o:o:o 'ski giving up on eneer?! :o:o:o:o eneer actually giving in to 'ski?!?!?! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Shah getting laid with a BBW engineer


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My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! :P


Mine either but I'm too old for the Cougars, and way to old for the 20 somethings:ph34r:
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Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it?

Any other DZ.COM ladies want some?



Bad form/pickup line. :D


I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around.




Cuz that makes it SO much better.:P what's with all the tanking pick up lines lately. I thought the DZ.com boys were supposed to be the most charming of the skydiving community ;):P

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Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it?

Any other DZ.COM ladies want some?



Bad form/pickup line. :D


I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around.




Cuz that makes it SO much better.:P what's with all the tanking pick up lines lately. I thought the DZ.com boys were supposed to be the most charming of the skydiving community ;):P


I'm a packer and all-round ninja. I have a strong back, and size 13 shoes. I don't need charm or lines. :P

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Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it?

Any other DZ.COM ladies want some?



Bad form/pickup line. :D


I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around.




Cuz that makes it SO much better.:P what's with all the tanking pick up lines lately. I thought the DZ.com boys were supposed to be the most charming of the skydiving community ;):P


I'm a packer and all-round ninja. I have a strong back, and size 13 shoes. I don't need charm or lines. :P



wait... how is being a ninja a good thing. ninjas are stealthy & you never know they're there. So we're gonna have sex but I'm not gonna know? that doesnt sound like a good thing.... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! :P

Vb..Sheddap!! :D





ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before....;)


+1

And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again :):D



perhaps they need a reminder of which thread we speak of . . . . :)

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wait... how is being a ninja a good thing. ninjas are stealthy & you never know they're there. So we're gonna have sex but I'm not gonna know? that doesnt sound like a good thing.... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



He's probably already had sex with you, but you weren't aware of this because you weren't present when it happened.:P
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My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! :P

Vb..Sheddap!! :D





ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before....;)


+1

And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again :):D


If that's all it takes to bang a skychick, sign me up! Where's this glory thread you speak of? ;)
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My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! :P

Vb..Sheddap!! :D





ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before....;)


+1

And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again :):D


If that's all it takes to bang a skychick, sign me up! Where's this glory thread you speak of? ;)


search the forums for "glory thread". You'll need a camera & some inspiration ;):)

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