airtwardo 6 #226 January 25, 2014 Cats...and Neon colored parachutes. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #227 January 25, 2014 airtwardo Cats...and Neon colored parachutes. Says the cat lover with the yellow/orange and orange/white/blue parachutes. I won't argue with you on cats. They are total buttheads (but I do love 'em anyway). But neon parachutes are most awesome for their visibility! I love colors that pop out of the sky, not ones that disappear (especially in late day winter light... ugh!)."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #228 January 25, 2014 airtwardo Cats...and Neon colored parachutes. CATS? What is wrong with you? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #229 January 25, 2014 When I was on the left coast a couple weeks back, I pulled up behind a fully decked out 10' high 4WD truck at a stoplight. Bumper sticker said "Cats Flattened While You Wait" The license plate read ~ FLTKTTY Man after my own heart! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #230 January 25, 2014 kids 4x4s (SUVs) in an Urban environment vegans smokers druggies Alcho-pops Astrology Kids mushrooms Alcohol-free beer WTFingF? e-cigarettes KIDS RAP Trikes (m/cycles) vanity registration plates on cars (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #231 January 25, 2014 Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #232 January 25, 2014 Tink1717Mac haters F0:C0:FF:1A:55:11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #233 January 25, 2014 shropshire Alcohol-free beer WTFingF? It's for people who don't like getting drunk, but still enjoy urinating."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #234 January 25, 2014 airtwardo Cats...and Neon colored parachutes. I'd think neon colored parachutes would be a lot easier to find if you ever have to cut away. I had an awesome idea for parachute colors; camouflage on top and blue and white tie-die on the bottom. I'd totally pull the trigger on that one if I didn't think I'd die in a mid-air collision the first time I jumped it. I like my rainbow-colored one. You can't use the excuse that you're color-blind for not seeing me!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #235 January 26, 2014 airtwardo Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions Does that mean you would find sombreros on cats appealing? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #236 January 26, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy *** Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions Does that mean you would find sombreros on cats appealing? Don't tease me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #237 January 26, 2014 airtwardo ****** Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions Does that mean you would find sombreros on cats appealing? Don't tease me! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #238 January 26, 2014 hcsvaderMaterialism. Why do people think they need to own so many things? You're trying too hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,119 #239 January 26, 2014 That particular poster probably has everything he owns in a large backpack -- in his case, it's probably not reaching that much Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #240 January 26, 2014 wmw999 That particular poster probably has everything he owns in a large backpack -- in his case, it's probably not reaching that much Wendy P. I know. He tells us in every post he makes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #241 January 26, 2014 Gratuitous hugging. I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #242 January 26, 2014 I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing. Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him. Dang it!!!!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #243 January 26, 2014 promise5 I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing. Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him. Dang it!!!!! We need to talk to the guy to ensure nothing kinky happens;Please send him our contact info."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #244 January 26, 2014 ryoder ***I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing. Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him. Dang it!!!!! We need to talk to the guy to ensure nothing kinky happens;Please send him our contact info.Not a chance!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #245 January 26, 2014 oldwomanc6 Gratuitous hugging. I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you? Hmmppphhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #246 January 26, 2014 promise5 I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing. Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him. Dang it!!!!! ROFL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #247 January 26, 2014 Amazon ***Gratuitous hugging. I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you? HmmppphhhI didn't mean you. I would take a hundred hugs from you. And a kiss. :-*lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #248 January 26, 2014 oldwomanc6 Gratuitous hugging. I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you? If ya knew where my HANDS had been...you'd rather hug me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #249 January 26, 2014 oldwomanc6 ******Gratuitous hugging. I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you? HmmppphhhI didn't mean you. I would take a hundred hugs from you. And a kiss. :-* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #250 January 26, 2014 david3 ***That particular poster probably has everything he owns in a large backpack -- in his case, it's probably not reaching that much Wendy P. I know. He tells us in every post he makes. i also like to take my pants off Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
