BillyVance 34 #1 September 27, 2014 This might be fun.... for a while anyway. I'll start.... Barbie the Dominatrix "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #2 September 27, 2014 Tandem Master Ken doll, with Barbie strapped to the front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chutem 0 #3 September 27, 2014 Jarts, oh wait, never mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #4 September 27, 2014 BillyVanceBarbie the Dominatrix http://www.ebay.com/sch/items/?_nkw=dominatrix+barbie&_sacat=&_ex_kw=&_mPrRngCbx=1&_udlo=&_udhi=&_sop=12&_fpos=&_fspt=1&_sadis=&LH_CAds= I'm fairly certain that if you can imagine it, it's already out there somewhere for sale.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #5 September 27, 2014 The Lego replica of Auschwitzscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #6 September 27, 2014 piisfishThe Lego replica of Auschwitz Ahem... As I said. http://boingboing.net/2011/10/25/the-worlds-most-controversial-lego-model.htmlquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #7 September 27, 2014 The dropzone.com moderator action figure! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 September 27, 2014 ryoder The dropzone.com moderator action figure! I got this one. BillVonStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 September 27, 2014 Bolas ***The dropzone.com moderator action figure! I got this one. BillVon Awesome.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #10 September 28, 2014 quade ***The Lego replica of Auschwitz Ahem... As I said. http://boingboing.net/2011/10/25/the-worlds-most-controversial-lego-model.htmlHoly Fuck. scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #11 September 28, 2014 I have a feeling that no matter what anyone might come up with, Quade will have a KILLJOY answer. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #12 September 28, 2014 Did you see the post above yours? Tell me that's killjoy. Seriously. It's simply an observation about the world we currently live in. With the internet and +7 billion people on the planet, it's pretty tough to come up with an actually original f'ed up thought. It's out there somewhere. Almost guaranteed. Lego Auschwitz is sort of the proof.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 September 28, 2014 Well, I guess it's safe to say this thread isn't going to last very long. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #14 September 28, 2014 BillyVance Well, I guess it's safe to say this thread isn't going to last very long. Well it's not so much that as what you learn in the process, isn't it? These days with 3D printing and globalization it's pretty easy to make something happen. You just need to interface with Alibaba and someone can make it happen. The workmanship will probably be shit but the price should be right. So if you want that Domanatrix Barbie super-sized and you can work the global market, I'm pretty sure that could be arranged. Sadly she's likely to be "Anatomically Correct" in the Mattel definition of the word. Here's one for you, though! "Jeb Corloss Action Figure With Kung-Fu Grip"! (Jeb, if you're reading this and think it's a great idea, I might be able to find a 3D artist to make a 3D-Printed prototype. Call me!)I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 September 28, 2014 Quote So if you want that Domanatrix Barbie super-sized and you can work the global market, I'm pretty sure that could be arranged. Sadly she's likely to be "Anatomically Correct" in the Mattel definition of the word. I think those already exist. And they're not cheap. https://www.realdoll.com/ NSFW ETA: I'll tell you what though... I bet you won't ever find a sex doll looking like a 70 year old woman with sagging boobs and wrinkles everywhere. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #16 September 28, 2014 oh you should have known better to toss up this bet - you owe me, scroll down to #14 http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #17 September 28, 2014 quadeDid you see the post above yours? Tell me that's killjoy. Seriously. It's simply an observation about the world we currently live in. With the internet and +7 billion people on the planet, it's pretty tough to come up with an actually original f'ed up thought. It's out there somewhere. Almost guaranteed. Lego Auschwitz is sort of the proof. ^This. Sort of like "Rule 34" (google it if you don't know what it is). Billy should have made the title "Toys you won't see at "Toys R Us." But that could have just been a fun diversion in the 'Sick & Twisted' thread."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 September 28, 2014 Oh My!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #19 September 28, 2014 Yep, some of those are pretty creepy. One of them is Iluvtofly's (Cindy's) avatar pic - the bear taking off it's fur. The unicorn that had stabbed something else was pretty cool too. I've thought that Accurate Depictions Of Disease Microbes in "plush animals" was pretty cool. Again, like Rule 34, if it's strange, weird or creepy, then you can probably get it as a stuffed animal."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgriff 0 #20 September 29, 2014 How about My First Guillotine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 September 29, 2014 cgriff How about My First Guillotine? Like this one? http://www.ebay.com/itm/CHAMBER-OF-HORRORS-LA-GUILLOTINE-POLOR-LIGHTS-PLASTIC-MODEL-KIT-5091-2000-/361041214909?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item540fbbbdbd "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #22 September 29, 2014 Transgender GI Joe's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #23 September 30, 2014 Baby's First Shot Glass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #24 September 30, 2014 JohnnyMarkoTransgender GI Joe's? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVT4T7OR3iQStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #25 September 30, 2014 ZigZagMarquisBaby's First Shot Glass I dunno about that, but my folks used to buy us those bubblegum cigarettes back in the 70s. They had powdered sugar in them which you could blow out and pretend you were smoking. You can buy them now on amazon.com, just in time for Halloween! I wonder if handing out bubblegum cigarettes on Halloween would be enough to land you on the local news...I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
