Skolls081102 0 #101 April 19, 2005 Ok, this is a good one- "Alices Restaraunt" The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #102 April 19, 2005 QuoteWe've seen the best, now how about the worst? I vote that the old hymn "Love lifted me" is probably the worst song to strip to, whats your opinion? "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis ...and I'm still waiting for the lengerie pics Jen----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #103 April 19, 2005 How 'bout the theme from "The Love Boat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #104 April 19, 2005 or gilligan's island Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #105 April 19, 2005 Oh sh*t!!! YOU WIN!!! Perfect!!! When do you start ripping off the clothes? "The weather started getting rough, the TINY ship....." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #106 April 19, 2005 How 'bout, "Another One Bites the Dust!". ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #107 April 19, 2005 lola by the kinks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwn 0 #108 April 19, 2005 how about the hokey pokey. it just wouldn't work. well mabey.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #109 April 19, 2005 Quotelola by the kinks SING ALONG! I met her in a club down in old soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version: Coca-cola] C-o-l-a cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy won’t you come home with me Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that’s the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well I left home just a week before And I’d never ever kissed a woman before But lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man And so is lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lolaLee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #110 April 19, 2005 99 bottles of beer on the walli didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #111 April 19, 2005 Hi A-G, Beethoven's 5th!!!!!!!!!!! If that's not the worst I don't know what is?? On the other hand Wagner's. "Flight of the Valkarie!!" ala the beach run in the Huey Cobras with Robert Duval leading the pack in Apocalypse Now might not be too bad if the right chickis taking off her clothes for me!! "I love the smell of Napalm early in the morning...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwn 0 #112 April 19, 2005 how about the marine corps hymn. from the halls..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwn 0 #113 April 19, 2005 or maybe pop-eye the sailor man. thats just a terrible mental image. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #114 April 19, 2005 How about "you can leave your hat on" by... Aw crap, wrong thread |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgm458 0 #115 April 19, 2005 How about "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner."-------------------------------------------------- Failure to prepare is preparing to fail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #116 April 19, 2005 QuoteHow about "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner."i dunno....... that's kinda hot!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #117 April 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteHow about "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner."i dunno....... that's kinda hot! Shudder.... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #118 April 19, 2005 QuoteHow about "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner." Speaking of the Oscar Meyer weiner... there was a story in the newspaper today that the person who portrayed the little weiner in advertisements (I think) had died. At his funeral, they brought out the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and sang that song... I imagine that's the only time that song is ever appropriate! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #119 April 19, 2005 I vote for the Macarena as the worst someg to do it to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #120 April 19, 2005 the song in coming to america sung by "Sexual Chocolate" "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #121 April 19, 2005 "I believe the children are the future Teach them well and... letthemleadtheway Show them all the beauty them possess insi-hi-ide" "Ladies and gentlemen, Sexual Chocolate!" "Sexual Chocolate!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #122 April 19, 2005 yeah...that one"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #123 April 19, 2005 Why do I have instant recall for shit like that, and yet I can't remember what I ate for breakfast? Stoopid brain. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #124 April 19, 2005 QuoteWe've seen the best, now how about the worst? I vote that the old hymn "Love lifted me" is probably the worst song to strip to, whats your opinion? Any song YOU Strip to is the wrong song! Dont do it. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #125 April 19, 2005 Fishbone's "Lyin'-Ass Bitch" ... but I'd like to see someone try! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
