Tink1717 2 #1 January 1, 2015 So, we're bored here at work. And the subject of PB&J sandwiches came up. Settle this for us: What is the proper protocol for PB&J structure: PB on the top slice or the bottom slice?Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swisschris62 0 #2 January 1, 2015 More importantly...how do you cut your pbj? Corner to corner or side to side? I'm for cutting it from corner to corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 January 1, 2015 PB on both sides, jelly in the middle, cut corner to corner.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #4 January 1, 2015 You don't cut a PB&J. Cutting is the way of the heathen. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 January 1, 2015 Tink1717 You don't cut a PB&J. Cutting is the way of the heathen. Super Chunky, grape or strawberry, mixed thoroughly, NEVER cut.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #6 January 1, 2015 Peanut butter on the top slice. Cut into fourths. Even better: one slice, peanut butter, dill pickle. Folded. Yum I've developed an allergy to nuts. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 January 1, 2015 promise5 Peanut butter on the top slice. Cut into fourths. Even better: one slice, peanut butter, dill pickle. Folded. Yum I've developed an allergy to nuts. You are allergic to Billy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigbey 0 #8 January 1, 2015 This shit is important, so don't fuck it up... Medium layer of organic creamy on both slices. Thick layer of super-chunky on one slice. Minimal amount of sugar-free jam or jelly applied to other slice. Put slices together and cut down middle for even sized halves. Enjoy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #9 January 1, 2015 Man, you guys are REALLY bored. Anyone who reached the age of five knows that it's super chunky PB on the bottom slice with grape jelly on top of the PB and you gently lay the last slice on top. That way the PB doesn't get stuck to the roof of your mouth. You guys should be debating - if the toilet paper roll lead should pull from the top or the bottom. Now, that's important shit. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #10 January 1, 2015 craigbeyThis shit is important, so don't fuck it up... Medium layer of organic creamy on both slices. Thick layer of super-chunky on one slice. Minimal amount of sugar-free jam or jelly applied to other slice. Put slices together and cut down middle for even sized halves. Enjoy. And then where do you put the banama slices?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 January 1, 2015 BIGUN***This shit is important, so don't fuck it up... Medium layer of organic creamy on both slices. Thick layer of super-chunky on one slice. Minimal amount of sugar-free jam or jelly applied to other slice. Put slices together and cut down middle for even sized halves. Enjoy. And then where do you put the banama slices? Duh, right on top of the bacon.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #12 January 1, 2015 turtlespeed ******This shit is important, so don't fuck it up... Medium layer of organic creamy on both slices. Thick layer of super-chunky on one slice. Minimal amount of sugar-free jam or jelly applied to other slice. Put slices together and cut down middle for even sized halves. Enjoy. And then where do you put the banama slices? Duh, right on top of the bacon. Did someone say bacon?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #13 January 1, 2015 Fresh white bread. Sometimes, toasted is good. Peanut butter must be one of the Jif, Peter Pan or, Skippy "full flavor" varieties (no sugar free, natural, organic or otherwise pasty or bland "healthy" types for me, please). Creamy or chunky is OK ...surprise me! Doesn't matter whether it's on one or both sides. Just don't overdo it. Jam or jelly or preserves are OK. Choose from grape, strawberry, guava or apricot. (Again, use only the "good" kinds.) Don't overdo the J, either. Sliced bananas are good, too, although I have used the whole banana as is. No over-ripe nanners, please. Any brown spot will define the limit of ripeness for me. (If any bananas have brown spots, use them in banana cream pie or something. Just don't tell me you used rotten bananas and I'll probably eat it.) The sammich can be cut or not. I will not notice or give it a second thought either way. But, if I make the sandwich, I probably won't cut it. Most importantly .... Don't get PB in the J jar and don't get any J in the PB jar. Besides being nasty looking, it reveals a cavalier attitude towards food preparation and will make me wonder if you accidentally dropped the bread on the floor or licked the knife or something. Other than that, I'm not picky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 January 1, 2015 muff528 Fresh white bread. Sometimes, toasted is good. Peanut butter must be one of the Jif, Peter Pan or, Skippy "full flavor" varieties (no sugar free, natural, organic or otherwise pasty or bland "healthy" types for me, please). Creamy or chunky is OK ...surprise me! Doesn't matter whether it's on one or both sides. Just don't overdo it. Jam or jelly or preserves are OK. Choose from grape, strawberry, guava or apricot. (Again, use only the "good" kinds.) Don't overdo the J, either. Sliced bananas are good, too, although I have used the whole banana as is. No over-ripe nanners, please. Any brown spot will define the limit of ripeness for me. (If any bananas have brown spots, use them in banana cream pie or something. Just don't tell me you used rotten bananas and I'll probably eat it.) The sammich can be cut or not. I will not notice or give it a second thought either way. But, if I make the sandwich, I probably won't cut it. Most importantly .... Don't get PB in the J jar and don't get any J in the PB jar. Besides being nasty looking, it reveals a cavalier attitude towards food preparation and will make me wonder if you accidentally dropped the bread on the floor or licked the knife or something. Other than that, I'm not picky. Should I put the knife in the autoclave first?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #15 January 1, 2015 QuoteThis shit is important, so don't fuck it up... I enjoy a PB&J with bananas.... The shit is bananas...b-a-n-a-n-a-s.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #16 January 1, 2015 turtlespeed Should I put the knife in the autoclave first? Whatever it takes. Or you could wipe it off on the bread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #17 January 1, 2015 muff528 [ Whatever it takes. Or you could wipe it off on the bread. that is my procedure jelly first wipe the knife off on the bread then the PB. I had to have this discussion with my roommate I don't want any Pb in the jelly jar and no damn jelly in the PB jari have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #18 January 1, 2015 Cut the Damn crust OFF, people! That is all.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #19 January 1, 2015 Toast Thin layer of butter on both Mixture of PB and Nutella on one side Your favorite jelly/jam/preserve one side. Why bother cutting them? Sometimes I get super fancy, and spread banana and crushed macademia nuts instead of jelly/jam/preserve. so the layer goes like this. bread butter banana/crushed macademia PB/Nutella butter bread fuck you all I win.Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #20 January 1, 2015 Quote Sometimes I get super fancy, and spread banana and crushed macademia nuts instead of jelly/jam/preserve. so the layer goes like this. bread butter banana/crushed macademia PB/Nutella butter bread fuck you all I win. Not quite, I see your PB&J and raise you this: Pumpernickle/Rye swirl toast, three slices. Almond butter on one slice, peanut or cashew butter on the other. Apple jelly on one layer, pineapple preserves on the other. Place the plain slice in between and enjoy a double decker sammich the likes of which will win awards. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #21 January 1, 2015 Mango/Peach with cashew butter on Rye toast.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #22 January 1, 2015 Quote Don't get PB in the J jar and don't get any J in the PB jar... I'm with you there.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 January 1, 2015 Tink1717 Quote Don't get PB in the J jar and don't get any J in the PB jar... I'm with you there. It's already there... http://thriftytexan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Smuckers-Goober.jpgStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #24 January 1, 2015 Quote It's already there.... An abomination if there ever was one......Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #25 January 1, 2015 man I was right there with you until you throw the pineapple preserves in there I freaking hate pineapple Not quite, I see your PB&J and raise you this: Pumpernickle/Rye swirl toast, three slices. Almond butter on one slice, peanut or cashew butter on the other. Apple jelly on one layer, pineapple preserves on the other. Place the plain slice in between and enjoy a double decker sammich the likes of which will win awards. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
