Nataly 38 #1 May 22, 2015 Alright... One day for no apparent reason, my wrist started hurting. This was about 2 months ago (maybe a bit more). The best way I can describe it is that when I move my thumb in certain ways it feels like a tendon or ligament or something is injured and I feel a sharp HOLY FUCK kind of pain. It started going away but then came back with a vengence. So I am getting it checked out but in the meantime have been prescribed anti-inflammatory meds and ordered to wear a hand splint bla bla. Now looking for fun/unexpected explanations for the splint... Got tired of saying "I don't know - I'm just supposed to wear this" so started saying it's a "masturbation injury"... I know there are some creative people on here who can do better than that, though!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 May 22, 2015 The guy got lucky and shot the gun out of my hand. Pfft... YOU try walking a tiger on a leash. Trapeze class; the catcher slipped and this is what happens. Okay, lesson learned; do NOT hold on to the steering wheel when you're spinning out of control at the Nürburgring. It would be nice if somebody would yell "ready to jibe." Fucking booms. (if anyone asks a follow up, just say, "I don't want to talk about it" then turn and leave in disgust.)quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 May 22, 2015 I love that most of those sound half-way believable!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #4 May 22, 2015 Hmm... "It's RSI from dealing poker hands at casino." "It's caused by global warming." "Slipped while flogging the BF." "I knew I should have bought that voodoo doll that old gypsy woman was selling!"I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #5 May 23, 2015 Quote The guy got lucky and shot the gun out of my hand. I'm going to use this if circumstances ever warrant. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimples 0 #6 May 23, 2015 Carpal tunnel syndrome from repetitive twisting of the motorcycle throttle. Alligator wrestling. Competitive sheep shearing. Parkour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #7 May 23, 2015 Bird strike.Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #8 May 23, 2015 Hitchhiking accident."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,049 #9 May 23, 2015 Slipped in my pole dancing classNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 May 23, 2015 There's some great ones here but frankly I like your explanation the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slater 0 #11 May 23, 2015 Nataly Alright... One day for no apparent reason, my wrist started hurting. This was about 2 months ago (maybe a bit more). The best way I can describe it is that when I move my thumb in certain ways it feels like a tendon or ligament or something is injured and I feel a sharp HOLY FUCK kind of pain. It started going away but then came back with a vengence. So I am getting it checked out but in the meantime have been prescribed anti-inflammatory meds and ordered to wear a hand splint bla bla. Now looking for fun/unexpected explanations for the splint... Got tired of saying "I don't know - I'm just supposed to wear this" so started saying it's a "masturbation injury"... I know there are some creative people on here who can do better than that, though!! too many face face palms is from reading the news. SlaterMcConkey es Dios Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 May 23, 2015 JohnMitchell There's some great ones here but frankly I like your explanation the best. You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! Hmmm... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #13 May 24, 2015 Nataly ***There's some great ones here but frankly I like your explanation the best. You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! Hmmm... I got nothin' to say back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andym148 2 #14 May 24, 2015 1-Got it in an indoor hang gliding accident 2-Injured on an under water wood welding course 3- RSI from putting the holes in digestive biscuits 4- That will teach Mike Tyson/ Chuck Norris from jumping the que in front of you! 5- You accidentally crossed your legs when doing the thing you said...At long last the light at the end of the tunell isnt an on coming train!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #15 May 24, 2015 "I punched a policeman wearing body armour. It hurt." "F1 cars pull a surprising number of Gs on the Monaco course." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #16 May 24, 2015 ...when I shoved my hand in the hole in the dike to save the town.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suslique 0 #17 May 24, 2015 "I am not ironman" Whispering: "They made me wear it" 'Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?' 'That is the only time a man can be brave.' George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #18 May 25, 2015 "When I shoved my hand in the hole in the dyke, she crossed her legs ...." "When an angry buffalo is charging at you, you simply make a fist and hit him between the eyes as hard as you can. A slight injury to your hand is nothing compared to being trampled by an angry buffalo." "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, sometimes I fall down." "Arm wrestling Chuck Norris was a little harder than I thought it would be, but I WON."You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malta_Dog 0 #19 May 26, 2015 Handshake with Chuck Norris. Won an air guitar marathon. Played the Wii without properly warming up. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #20 May 26, 2015 Nataly You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! Hmmm... Ahhhh the French....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 May 28, 2015 piisfish ***You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! Hmmm... Ahhhh the French.... Most of them are not French - but they *do* know me pretty well!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #22 May 28, 2015 Shark bite. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 May 28, 2015 promise5 Shark bite. Yeah, you could potentially injure a finger or thumb working with shark bite fittings... http://www.supplyhouse.com/SharkBite-Fittings-595000?utm_source=bingad&utm_content=Sharkbite%20Fittings&utm_campaign=Campaign%20%232_SupplyHouse"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites