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Nataly

Help with creative explanations...

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Alright... One day for no apparent reason, my wrist started hurting. This was about 2 months ago (maybe a bit more). The best way I can describe it is that when I move my thumb in certain ways it feels like a tendon or ligament or something is injured and I feel a sharp HOLY FUCK kind of pain. It started going away but then came back with a vengence.

So I am getting it checked out but in the meantime have been prescribed anti-inflammatory meds and ordered to wear a hand splint bla bla.

Now looking for fun/unexpected explanations for the splint... Got tired of saying "I don't know - I'm just supposed to wear this" so started saying it's a "masturbation injury"...

I know there are some creative people on here who can do better than that, though!! :D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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The guy got lucky and shot the gun out of my hand.

Pfft... YOU try walking a tiger on a leash.

Trapeze class; the catcher slipped and this is what happens.

Okay, lesson learned; do NOT hold on to the steering wheel when you're spinning out of control at the Nürburgring.

It would be nice if somebody would yell "ready to jibe." Fucking booms.

(if anyone asks a follow up, just say, "I don't want to talk about it" then turn and leave in disgust.)
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Hmm...

"It's RSI from dealing poker hands at casino."

"It's caused by global warming."

"Slipped while flogging the BF."

"I knew I should have bought that voodoo doll that old gypsy woman was selling!"
I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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Nataly

Alright... One day for no apparent reason, my wrist started hurting. This was about 2 months ago (maybe a bit more). The best way I can describe it is that when I move my thumb in certain ways it feels like a tendon or ligament or something is injured and I feel a sharp HOLY FUCK kind of pain. It started going away but then came back with a vengence.

So I am getting it checked out but in the meantime have been prescribed anti-inflammatory meds and ordered to wear a hand splint bla bla.

Now looking for fun/unexpected explanations for the splint... Got tired of saying "I don't know - I'm just supposed to wear this" so started saying it's a "masturbation injury"...

I know there are some creative people on here who can do better than that, though!! :D:D



too many face face palms is from reading the news.

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McConkey es Dios

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JohnMitchell

There's some great ones here but frankly I like your explanation the best.:P



You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! :D:)

Hmmm... :|
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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1-Got it in an indoor hang gliding accident

2-Injured on an under water wood welding course

3- RSI from putting the holes in digestive biscuits

4- That will teach Mike Tyson/ Chuck Norris from jumping the que in front of you!

5- You accidentally crossed your legs when doing the thing you said...
At long last the light at the end of the tunell isnt an on coming train!!!

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"When I shoved my hand in the hole in the dyke, she crossed her legs ...."

"When an angry buffalo is charging at you, you simply make a fist and hit him between the eyes as hard as you can. A slight injury to your hand is nothing compared to being trampled by an angry buffalo."

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, sometimes I fall down."

"Arm wrestling Chuck Norris was a little harder than I thought it would be, but I WON."
You don't have to outrun the bear.

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Nataly

You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! :D:)

Hmmm... :|

Ahhhh the French....
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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piisfish

***You'd think "masturbation injury" would cause some kind of reaction, but the people who know me are simply unsurprised and assume it's true!! :D:)

Hmmm... :|

Ahhhh the French....


Most of them are not French - but they *do* know me pretty well!! :D:D:)
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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promise5

Shark bite. :P



Yeah, you could potentially injure a finger or thumb working with shark bite fittings... :P

http://www.supplyhouse.com/SharkBite-Fittings-595000?utm_source=bingad&utm_content=Sharkbite%20Fittings&utm_campaign=Campaign%20%232_SupplyHouse
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