Amazon 7 #1 October 5, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 October 5, 2015 Amazon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak All I can say is that I wanted the bear to eat her in order to shut her up!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 October 5, 2015 oldwomanc6 ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak All I can say is that I wanted the bear to eat her in order to shut her up! He was just retaliating for that WHINEY attack on his senses Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 October 5, 2015 Amazon ******https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak All I can say is that I wanted the bear to eat her in order to shut her up! He was just retaliating for that WHINEY attack on his senses that and the fact that she sprayed pepper spray on himYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 October 5, 2015 oldwomanc6 ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak All I can say is that I wanted the bear to eat her in order to shut her up! No kidding... she related to Kim Gibbs? The bear was probably fucking with the kayak because either it had or still has food smell in it. Perhaps rotten fish tacos?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 October 5, 2015 theonlyski ******https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak All I can say is that I wanted the bear to eat her in order to shut her up! No kidding... she related to Kim Gibbs? The bear was probably fucking with the kayak because either it had or still has food smell in it. Perhaps rotten fish tacos? Good Call .. that is what I was thinking.... Going into bear habitat... ESPECIALLY Alaska or wilderness areas.. you are no longer in an area where humans may not necessarily beat the top of the food chain. A review of procedures on food handling in those areas is always a smart thing to do. And even October is no guarantee that bears are hibernating.. even in Alaska. Right now they are in a big push to put on as many calories as they can before the weather does turn cold and they go into dens for the winter. If you let them smell food that you might have in your tent or kayak..... of if you wiped your greasy hands on your jeans... you can find a bear looking for that food... that it smells.. if it is on you..... SUHPRIZE Mr BEAR.. thinks you smell good and you are inviting him for a snack!!! On the other point.. I thought of that too.... the two of them should hook up and annoy each other Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #7 October 5, 2015 What I don't get, is why someone would go anywhere get upset at the native wildlife doing native wildlife things. This type of behavior isn't exactly surprising and should be expected from the bear. Instead we have people who expect that the laws of nature don't apply when they're around. These people are idiots. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 October 5, 2015 theonlyski What I don't get, is why someone would go anywhere get upset at the native wildlife doing native wildlife things. This type of behavior isn't exactly surprising and should be expected from the bear. Instead we have people who expect that the laws of nature don't apply when they're around. These people are idiots. Adventure "Tourism" attracts many ill informed people. When you have more money than common sense... this is a predictable outcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #9 October 5, 2015 She shouldn't have sprayed him. He was just walking up to get a scratch behind his ears. Everyone knows Smokey just loves people. And is sooo cuddly and lovable. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #10 October 5, 2015 Some of the comments are pretty funny. I especially like the commenter who wrote that she probably drove a Prius with a Coexist sticker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 October 5, 2015 Amazon *********https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 Why are you breaking my Kayak All I can say is that I wanted the bear to eat her in order to shut her up! No kidding... she related to Kim Gibbs? The bear was probably fucking with the kayak because either it had or still has food smell in it. Perhaps rotten fish tacos? Good Call .. that is what I was thinking.... Going into bear habitat... ESPECIALLY Alaska or wilderness areas.. you are no longer in an area where humans may not necessarily beat the top of the food chain. A review of procedures on food handling in those areas is always a smart thing to do. And even October is no guarantee that bears are hibernating.. even in Alaska. Right now they are in a big push to put on as many calories as they can before the weather does turn cold and they go into dens for the winter. If you let them smell food that you might have in your tent or kayak..... of if you wiped your greasy hands on your jeans... you can find a bear looking for that food... that it smells.. if it is on you..... SUHPRIZE Mr BEAR.. thinks you smell good and you are inviting him for a snack!!! On the other point.. I thought of that too.... the two of them should hook up and annoy each otherI was thinking maybe it was the woman's time of the month, and she left her smell down there in the kayak seat. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #12 October 5, 2015 keithbar She shouldn't have sprayed him. He was just walking up to get a scratch behind his ears. Everyone knows Smokey just loves people. And is sooo cuddly and lovable. ] I was hoping that the wind was blowing that bear spray back to her, but apparently I got my hopes up for nothing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 #13 October 6, 2015 theonlyski What I don't get, is why someone would go anywhere get upset at the native wildlife doing native wildlife things. This type of behavior isn't exactly surprising and should be expected from the bear. Instead we have people who expect that the laws of nature don't apply when they're around. These people are idiots. They've watched Fozzy Bear, Yogi Bear, Gentle Ben, Winnie-the-pooh and Smokey Bear all their life. Those bears are all friendly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #14 October 6, 2015 theonlyski ***She shouldn't have sprayed him. He was just walking up to get a scratch behind his ears. Everyone knows Smokey just loves people. And is sooo cuddly and lovable. ] I was hoping that the wind was blowing that bear spray back to her, but apparently I got my hopes up for nothing. It may have been an overreaction, but 15 seconds in I was hoping that the bear would bite her in the throat out of pity for our ears!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 October 6, 2015 DougH ******She shouldn't have sprayed him. He was just walking up to get a scratch behind his ears. Everyone knows Smokey just loves people. And is sooo cuddly and lovable. ] I was hoping that the wind was blowing that bear spray back to her, but apparently I got my hopes up for nothing. It may have been an overreaction, but 15 seconds in I was hoping that the bear would bite her in the throat out of pity for our ears! I have no idea what she said. I didn't hear a damn thing. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #16 October 6, 2015 We could caption it for you. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo bear, I am a whinny bitch, why are you me treating me like a whinny bitch. Stop it bear, stop it bear."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #17 October 6, 2015 DougHWe could caption it for you. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo bear, I am a whinny bitch, why are you me treating me like a whinny bitch. Stop it bear, stop it bear. You forgot "Please!!!!!!"lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #18 October 7, 2015 BillyVance *********She shouldn't have sprayed him. He was just walking up to get a scratch behind his ears. Everyone knows Smokey just loves people. And is sooo cuddly and lovable. ] I was hoping that the wind was blowing that bear spray back to her, but apparently I got my hopes up for nothing. It may have been an overreaction, but 15 seconds in I was hoping that the bear would bite her in the throat out of pity for our ears! I have no idea what she said. I didn't hear a damn thing. In this particular case, count yourself lucky.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,507 #19 October 7, 2015 Listening to her explain it all to the bear, I must wonder if she really thinks bears understand English. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 October 7, 2015 ryoder Listening to her explain it all to the bear, I must wonder if she really thinks bears understand English. they all do in the cartoons mentioned above! why not this ONE!? fucking immigrants ruin it for everybody!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 October 7, 2015 oldwomanc6 ***We could caption it for you. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo bear, I am a whinny bitch, why are you me treating me like a whinny bitch. Stop it bear, stop it bear. You forgot "Please!!!!!!" And "come here" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #22 October 8, 2015 Watched this last week and I still cringe over it!! I honestly want to say "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?" WHAT THE FUDGE BUCKETS IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Not you Amazon, the woman in the video.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #23 October 8, 2015 I can make a guess of what's wrong with her. she's a whiny bitch. Her pepper spray aim sucks. and I bet she does drive a Prius with the coexist sticker on the bumper i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 October 8, 2015 keithbar I can make a guess of what's wrong with her. she's a whiny bitch. Her pepper spray aim sucks. and I bet she does drive a Prius with the coexist sticker on the bumper Mini Cooper. And she drove it to the bridge, and used her self righteous attitude in her petroleum based kayak to protest oil production.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdewey95 0 #25 October 8, 2015 Holy crap do people actually talk like that? I couldn't be in a room with her for more than 5 minutes without clawing out my eyes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
