ryoder 1,381 #1 January 9, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE Anyone know what DZ this guy jumps at?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #2 January 9, 2016 Yeah. 5 years later, dude is totally broke. "What did you do with the money?" "Spent most of it on hookers & blow, the rest I just wasted." Yes, I know that's a paraphrase of George Best (and attributed to a lot of other people too)."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #3 January 11, 2016 I heard an alternate, as a joke: "What would you do with the money?" - Well, first I would return the money that I owed" "And with the rest?" - Well, the rest, they can wait. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 11, 2016 Iago ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE Anyone know what DZ this guy jumps at? Two chicks at the same time. I'm pretty sure I can make that happen with a billion dollars. Even a fat guy could. Just hire a couple porn stars for a few thousand dollars an hour. They'll come, guaranteed. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 January 11, 2016 Hmmmm.... http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/playboy-mansion-for-sale-for-dollar200m-%E2%80%94-hef-included/ar-CCnOxZ?li=BBnbfcL The Playboy Mansion for sale for a cool $200 million? Yes, I know Hugh is included until he dies (currently 89 years old). But... the women? What about the women? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #6 January 11, 2016 ryoder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE Anyone know what DZ this guy jumps at? Well, you know me,,i'm making a B-Line straight to that bunny ranch where Lamar Odom was caught slippin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #7 January 11, 2016 Iago ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE Anyone know what DZ this guy jumps at? Two chicks at the same time. I'm pretty sure I can make that happen with a billion dollars. Hey, if $1M gets you two chicks at the same time, $1B should get you 2000, right?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #8 January 11, 2016 I'm quite sure no bunny's are included. But hey if you can afford the mansion. You could afford to stock it with whatever is your personal taste in " company " i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #9 January 12, 2016 I only need one woman at a time but there is a lot of cool sh!t i could do with that kind of bank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil1111 910 #10 January 12, 2016 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/walkers-cay For 10 million http://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/1394891/1984-shorts-sd3-30 Another 4 million Leaves about $Zillions00000000000000 left over more or less Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #11 January 12, 2016 one thing I would do is go tell all my neighbors for about two miles in every direction to politely grab everything that they give a s*** about and move the f*** out .and then I would go to my local airport and tell everybody that had a hanger and the FBO to do the same. the flight line would be a turbine converted 206. A Pac . couple of twin otter's . A Casa. $ 100 tandem's and $10 jumps for experienced jumpers. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 January 12, 2016 You'd see my wife and me landing our P-51 Mustang down in Deland for a week of jumping and scuba diving. Then off to the Bahamas with a boatload of friends for drinks on the beach... . where we'd be building our private wind tunnel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #13 January 12, 2016 Oh damn yeah I forgot about the on-site wind tunnel at my fantasy drop zonei have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aphid 0 #14 January 12, 2016 Maybe buy the presidency of the United States? It's a nice trinket for the wealthy. John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 January 13, 2016 JohnMitchell You'd see my wife and me landing our P-51 Mustang down in Deland for a week of jumping and scuba diving. Then off to the Bahamas with a boatload of friends for drinks on the beach... . where we'd be building our private wind tunnel. P-38 please.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 January 13, 2016 I'd love to have my own P-51 Mustang or something. But, I'd buy a nice C-130, set it up purely for skydiving, with mats on the floor and slots to make room for the seatbelts, and fly it from DZ to DZ, offering jumps from it at a nice rate. I'd be the only one with a C-130 in the U.S. besides the military, wouldn't I?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil1111 910 #17 January 14, 2016 BillyVanceI'd love to have my own P-51 Mustang or something. But, I'd buy a nice C-130, set it up purely for skydiving, with mats on the floor and slots to make room for the seatbelts, and fly it from DZ to DZ, offering jumps from it at a nice rate. I'd be the only one with a C-130 in the U.S. besides the military, wouldn't I? FARNBOROUGH - ASL Aviation Group, owner of Safair, the South African-based C-130 operator, has signed a letter of intent with Lockheed Martin for up to 10 LM-100Js, the commercial variant of the C-130J military airlifter. First deliveries are expected in late 2018 pending the completion of FAA certification. “We started the FAA certification process at the beginning of this year and we expect it to go through the end of 2017,” says Orlando Carvalho, Lockheed Martin Aeronautics executive vice president. “At which point we will enter the test period for validation, which will extend through 2018, so we are looking at first deliveries towards the end of that year.” Lockheed is focusing on FAR Part 25 certification of the stretched version of the C-130J and says the commercial variant will be priced at around $65 million. “We have sold over 100 C-130s to commercial operators so the idea made a lot of sense to us. Right now our belief is at between 12 to 15 aircraft we will break even on the investment we are making,” Carvalho says. “So we are pursuing it actively and we believe the market may be up in the order of around 300 aircraft.” The LM-100J “is essentially a replacement” for the current Safair fleet of nine aging C-130s, says ASL Aviation Group chief executive Hugh Flynn. “What we are talking about with Lockheed is a gentle transition. We have been backing up the L-100 fleet with 737 Combis. But they can’t do what a Hercules can do, things like oil slick spraying and so on. In the long term the objective is to grow the fleet across [cargo] integrators, oil spill and humanitarian aid and relief.” http://aviationweek.com/farnborough-2014/lockheed-signs-first-order-civil-c-130j FAA search shows 21 commercial US Registered C-130 http://registry.faa.gov/aircraftinquiry/AcftRef_Results.aspx?Mfrtxt=LOCKHEED&Modeltxt=C-130&PageNo=1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzswoop717 5 #18 January 14, 2016 I would take care of my family and friends and donate heavily to my favorite charities, Then!! buy a few properties at each end of my runway, extend it from 2700' to over a mile, pave it, and put in a vasi. Buy all the planes my Dad had in the old days, restore them and jump the hell out of them. Add a DC3, Porter, and twin Otter. Invite my long time friends over to skydive. Buy a jet for traveling to my many homes across the US. I guess my wife might have some say in all this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #19 January 14, 2016 I would have the best intentions but in reality it would probably be the worst thing to ever happen to me.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 January 14, 2016 promise5I would have the best intentions but in reality it would probably be the worst thing to ever happen to me. You could get a pedicureI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #21 January 14, 2016 Lol you're obsessedNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #22 January 14, 2016 Out of 20 chances I managed to match the number 4 and 27 no fantasy drop zone for me i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzswoop717 5 #23 January 14, 2016 Me either. Matched a couple numbers on my 5 tickets. I guess I'll have to make my dreams come true the old fashion way. Work for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 January 14, 2016 Winners in CA, FL and TN... Damn"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 January 14, 2016 A lot of people won something in the Powerball drawing yesterday... http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/millions-of-powerball-tickets-earn-smaller-prizes/ar-BBobZTu?li=BBnbcA1"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
