rocketscientist 0 #1 January 27, 2016 A couple of days ago Leo (aka...fat bastard) jumped up onto the nightstand knocking a vase of, which then bounced of the floor turning on the lamp (I have the clapper..don't judge) then jumped up onto the bed landing on the remote which turned on the TV, he then proceeded to crawl up on my chest, gets in my face and I swear looked me dead in the eye and said "fucking feed me"... all this 5min before my alarm was to go off...My inner child is a mean little fucker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,120 #2 January 27, 2016 I just wanna know -- do you really sleep with a gopro? . We have two cats; Bubba knows that we activate the food, and reminds us every morning starting before the alarm. Just in case we don't hear the alarm, you know... Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #3 January 27, 2016 Huh. When my alarm goes off, my cat is sitting beside me just looking at me, waiting to get up (if you don't expect it, this sight can be pretty creepy!). If I don't get up, he gently reaches over and strokes my face. My cat is the coolest. See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #4 January 27, 2016 Could be worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXku14_sDNw"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #5 January 27, 2016 My Chiweenie dances on my face if i don't feed her by 6:30 am. I'm trying to train it out of her but not having much luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 January 28, 2016 You're fine as long as you realize we are here to serve them. We don't own them it's the other way around!Sometimes I wake up to Mozart sitting on my chest just staring at me. It doesn't startle me like it used to. He always wakes me before the alarm. I ask him "are you hungry?" and he meows. Then I say "let's go". He hops off the bed and waits for me at the top of the steps. He is a trip!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 January 28, 2016 ryoder Could be worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXku14_sDNw LMAO That's exactly what I was thinking of in response to Trigirl. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #8 January 28, 2016 Sorry you did not get the memos: "It's your cat's life, your only purpose is to be there to open the cans." and... "Stomach first, friends later." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #9 January 28, 2016 BoomerdogSorry you did not get the memos: "It's your cat's life, your only purpose is to be there to open the cans." and... "Stomach first, friends later." Dogs have owners. Cats have staffs.See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #10 January 28, 2016 Hi T. Saw this on the local news this morning. Had to be quite a shock to wake up to.You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 January 29, 2016 Rick Hi T. Saw this on the local news this morning. Had to be quite a shock to wake up to. You betcha. Back when I was just starting to date my wife, she lived in an old duplex rental, which had seen better days, but the rent was affordable. Well, she was sleeping in bed when she felt a weight on her stomach. She woke up to a giant rat sitting on her! She screamed bloody murder and grabbed a broom and beat the shit out of the bed with it, but the rat was already gone, back into the hole in the wall under the kitchen sink. She moved out the very next day. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #12 January 29, 2016 BillyVance ***Hi T. Saw this on the local news this morning. Had to be quite a shock to wake up to. You betcha. Back when I was just starting to date my wife, she lived in an old duplex rental, which had seen better days, but the rent was affordable. Well, she was sleeping in bed when she felt a weight on her stomach. She woke up to a giant rat sitting on her! She screamed bloody murder and grabbed a broom and beat the shit out of the bed with it, but the rat was already gone, back into the hole in the wall under the kitchen sink. She moved out the very next day. that would freak me outYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 January 30, 2016 Rick ******Hi T. Saw this on the local news this morning. Had to be quite a shock to wake up to. You betcha. Back when I was just starting to date my wife, she lived in an old duplex rental, which had seen better days, but the rent was affordable. Well, she was sleeping in bed when she felt a weight on her stomach. She woke up to a giant rat sitting on her! She screamed bloody murder and grabbed a broom and beat the shit out of the bed with it, but the rat was already gone, back into the hole in the wall under the kitchen sink. She moved out the very next day. that would freak me out Was it missing a front finger?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #14 February 1, 2016 My cats aren't allowed in the bedroom at night. They can't fuck with me too much from outside the room (though they do find things to knock over at 2am occasionally). I also feed them when I go to bed, so they can't complain about being hungry when I wake up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #15 February 2, 2016 Rick Hi T. Saw this on the local news this morning. Had to be quite a shock to wake up to. But it's so cute! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #16 February 2, 2016 theonlyski I also feed them when I go to bed, so they can't complain about being hungry when I wake up. ^^ This^^ Jack gets fed 2x/day, so I make sure the evening feeding is as late as possible.See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
