Nataly 38 #1 April 29, 2016 So this was a fun Tinder conversation... Him: "let's play truth-or-dare" (Followed by several relatively lame "truth" questions) Him: "dare" Me: "but I have no way of knowing you carried it out!" Him: "well, I can do it on our first date" Me: "ok. Show up on our first date with your underwear on your head" Him: "..." (Followed by several more lame "truth" questions.) Him: "ok, another dare" Me: "are you sure?" Him: "I like risks!" Me: "ok, shave off one of your eyebrows" Him: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???""There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,522 #2 April 29, 2016 You want to date someone who looks like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjX3tQMygk"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 April 29, 2016 ryoder You want to date someone who looks like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjX3tQMygk Hey... Underwear on one's head is not a permanent disfigurement... And eyebrows? Well, they usually grow back!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #4 April 30, 2016 At least you aren't dating [url "https://251d2191a60056d6ba74-1671eccf3a0275494885881efb0852a4.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/7490252_congratulations-will-forte-this-is-the_c7fe90ce_m.jpg?bg=845057" ] Tandy [/urL]lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GD64 1 #5 April 30, 2016 He looks to be half-assed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #6 April 30, 2016 I knew exactly who you were talking about without even clicking on the link. At least she's not dating Tandy for so many reasons! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #7 April 30, 2016 skymama I knew exactly who you were talking about without even clicking on the link. At least she's not dating Tandy for so many reasons! I wouldn't date Tandy if he was the last man on Earth! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 April 30, 2016 oldwomanc6 ***I knew exactly who you were talking about without even clicking on the link. At least she's not dating Tandy for so many reasons! I wouldn't date Tandy if he was the last man on Earth! Lolol!! I googled that picture to see what the hell you guys were on about!! Meh. Not dating at the moment. Getting back on dating sites is a bit depressing, to be honest. I log on, feel it is a waste of time, disable my accounts for about a week, get bored, log on, feel it is a waste of time, disable my accounts... Et cetera, et cetera. But I must admit, I did have a chuckle at the thought of meeting up with a guy with a shaved eyebrow and a pair of undies on his head! It's not gonna happen, however, as for some unknown reason he "unmatched" me. (Yeah, I can't figure it out either!! )"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,449 #9 May 1, 2016 Hmmmm... So if I shave my eyebrows and wear underwear on my head... Hmmmmmm... Does it have to be my underwear?"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 May 1, 2016 wolfriverjoe Hmmmm... So if I shave my eyebrows and wear underwear on my head... Hmmmmmm... Does it have to be my underwear? You can use mine.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,522 #11 May 1, 2016 So, Nat, is this the kind of guy you are seeking? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 May 1, 2016 ryoder So, Nat, is this the kind of guy you are seeking? The guy on the right seems to have done well in life.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 May 1, 2016 ryoder So, Nat, is this the kind of guy you are seeking? Dayum - them are two SEXY dudes!!! EDIT: I just want a gorgeous, tall, large-cocked SEX-GOD who knows his way around a gimp mask and a hogtie... Is that too much to ask??? FURTHER EDIT: and *isn't* also a psychopath..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 May 1, 2016 Nataly ***So, Nat, is this the kind of guy you are seeking? Dayum - them are two SEXY dudes!!! EDIT: I just want a gorgeous, tall, large-cocked SEX-GOD who knows his way around a gimp mask and a hogtie... Is that too much to ask??? FURTHER EDIT: and *isn't* also a psychopath... Damn - You HAD to put in that last caveat!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #15 May 1, 2016 turtlespeed ******So, Nat, is this the kind of guy you are seeking? Dayum - them are two SEXY dudes!!! EDIT: I just want a gorgeous, tall, large-cocked SEX-GOD who knows his way around a gimp mask and a hogtie... Is that too much to ask??? FURTHER EDIT: and *isn't* also a psychopath... Damn - You HAD to put in that last caveat!Yep... Live and learn..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 May 2, 2016 Nataly EDIT: I just want a gorgeous, tall, large-cocked SEX-GOD who knows his way around a gimp mask and a hogtie... Is that too much to ask??? FURTHER EDIT: and *isn't* also a psychopath... Damn, you're picky. . . And I thought just having a J-O-B made a man sexy these days. . . Oh well, good enough for the girl I married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #17 May 2, 2016 JohnMitchell And I thought just having a J-O-B made a man sexy these days. . . Oh well, good enough for the girl I married. I very much doubt that V married you just 'cause you had a job "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,522 #18 May 2, 2016 Nataly ***And I thought just having a J-O-B made a man sexy these days. . . Oh well, good enough for the girl I married. I very much doubt that V married you just 'cause you had a job I heard she was just after his body."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 May 2, 2016 ryoder I heard she was just after his body. Not too far from the truth.. . . Hey, we were in love. Still are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #20 May 2, 2016 Never underestimate the sexiness of a J O B ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 May 2, 2016 tigra Never underestimate the sexiness of a J O B ...... See, you guys. I know women better than you think. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #22 May 3, 2016 JohnMitchell ***Never underestimate the sexiness of a J O B ...... See, you guys. I know women better than you think. . . There's no arguing with your methods. You've kept V happy for three decades. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
