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Concrete Rebound Hammer knows 51 ways to leave its lover.

Concrete Rebound Hammer taps on the glass.

Concrete Rebound Hammer crosses in the middle of the block.

Do not feed Concrete Rebound Hammer after midnight.

Concrete Rebound Hammer can make Criss Angel disappear (thank god).

Spell-check uses Concrete Rebound Hammer.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is not biodegradable.

Concrete Rebound Hammer has ten lives.

Paternity DNA testing proved Concrete Rebound Hammer created the Jump FLY LAND Challenge.
Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal

Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

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Screw passing a barbie in freefall... real men pass the Concrete Rebound Hammer!!! :D

Upon landing a single-malt scotch must be consumed (preferrably Laphroaig) and something must be either set on fire or broken/smashed in the landing area (bones are permitted, but not encouraged).

NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

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Concrete Rebound Hammer comes in pop-top and twist off.

Concrete Rebound Hammer will make you MORE awesome at english which means you can use apostrophes whenever you want to, even with words like "Nucular" that don't even have an apostrophe yet!

Concrete Rebound Hammer is for general purpose use only. Not to be used for any other use.

Concrete Rebound Hammer can be either fireproof or noncarcinogenic, but not both at the same time.

Concrete Rebound Hammer knows where its towel is.

Concrete Rebound Hammer has a posse.

Concrete Rebound Hammer can divide by zero whenever it needs to. This is not an error.

Use of Concrete Rebound Hammer inadvertently taught Pai-mei the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. This incident alone prompted the creation of several OSHA workplace safety videos.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is how the machines know what Tastee Wheat tasted like.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is not designed for use outside a planetary atmosphere and may malfunction in zero-gravity environments. For terrestrial use only.

Concrete Rebound Hammer will not dispense free product if tipped.

Concrete Rebound Hammer does not provide protection from STDs and will not prevent pregnancy even when correctly applied.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is low in sodium.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is compatible with the Atkins diet.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is affected by nearby magnetic fields. Not for wilderness navigation or lifesaving use.

Warning: If used with aluminum foil, Concrete Rebound Hammer may cook food unevenly. For best results, rotate frequently.

-B
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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The Commonwealth of Massachusetts requires asbestos to be removed by a licensed contractor after the site has been screened off to protect fine partical contamination...unless you use Concrete Rebound Hammer...then you can smash the shit out of it until its a fine powder, snort it and swoop the pond!

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kuai43

Concrete Rebound Hammer knows why Rudolf's nose glows so bright.



Cheech and Chong got Santa's magic dust from Concrete Rebound Hammer.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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