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LuckyMcSwervy

Concrete Rebound Hammer tastes like chicken.



Or does chicken taste like Concrete Rebound hammer?:o
"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
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All your base are belong to Concrete Rebound Hammer!

Concrete Rebound Hammer is cooler than the other side of the PILLOW!

Concrete Rebound Hammer is the change you want to see in the world!

Concrete Rebound Hammer knows which side it's bread is buttered on!

With Concrete Rebound Hammer, the shoe is always on the wrong foot!

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*concrete rebound hammer may soon be available in live rendition. Stay tuned.*
-B
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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airtwardo

Concrete Rebound Hammer burns slow like blunts with yayo.



Concrete Rebound hammer, will guarantee you don't get shot even if you are carrying skittles,, Arizona Strawberry, and a hoodie.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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LuckyMcSwervy

******Concrete Rebound Hammer burns slow like blunts with yayo.



Concrete Rebound hammer, will guarantee you don't get shot even if you are carrying skittles,, Arizona Strawberry, and a hoodie.

Concrete Rebound hammer is well endowed.


Concrete Rebound Hammer does not obey the laws of physics or any other third world country.
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LuckyMcSwervy

Concrete Rebound Hammer, even with the name "Hammer", hasn't posted a pic in the "Glory" thread. :P



Well, if you follow the link in the spam ad, I'd guess you can find a pic. I kinda doubt that it would fit into the theme of the "Glory" thread, but that's up to you.

Concrete Rebound Hammer does not experience shrinkage at very low temperatures.
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Andy9o8

You won't keep your shirt on for Concrete Rebound Hammer.



Concrete rebound hammer can fix all of Obamacare.:o

But it won't because it is republican.:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Concrete Rebound Hammer may be slippery when wet.

Concrete Rebound Hammer goes good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Concrete Rebound Hammer may display erratic performance on untreated surfaces.

Concrete Rebound Hammer keeps a three second following distance!

Concrete Rebound Hammer is NOT deliciously saucy.

Concrete Rebound Hammer may overheat during prolonged use.

Inspect Concrete Rebound Hammer before use. If Concrete Rebound Hammer shows pitting, cracks or surface wear, do not distribute to the needy.

A rolling Concrete Rebound Hammer gathers no moss except on the side facing north.

-B
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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Caution: Avoid dropping Concrete Rebound Hammer out of windows.

Warning: Do not use Concrete Rebound Hammer while sleeping.

Caution: Do not attempt to stop Concrete Rebound Hammer with your hands or genitals.

Warning: Concrete Rebound Hammer is for external use only

CAUTION: Avoid Concrete Rebound Hammer contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Concrete Rebound Hammer is acquiring satellites. Please wait.

Caution: Concrete Rebound Hammer may emit steam or noxious fumes when in operation. Not for use as an iron or on the elderly.

Discard Concrete Rebound Hammer when empty. It is a violation of federal law to attempt to refill Concrete Rebound Hammer.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is recorded at 33 and 1/3 and played back at 78.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is what Willis was talkin' bout.

Concrete Rebound Hammer can has cheezburger!

Do not operate Concrete Rebound Hammer while eating.

Concrete Rebound Hammer is the baggage handling system of choice for 4 out of the top 6 commercial airline carriers.

Concrete Rebound Hammer requires a factory specialty tool for service. Do not push, pull, twist, pry or gnaw.
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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LuckyMcSwervy

Concrete Rebound Hammer is not usually into the whole 3-way thing.



Concrete Rebound Hammer flys a wingsuit.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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