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kuai43

RIP Concrete Rebound Hammer

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oldwomanc6

*********Concrete REbound Hammer must never be used in a vacuum.



Or as a vacuum. :o

Under certain circumstances Concrete Rebound Hammer will generate a vacuum.

Well, that sucks. [:/]

Concrete Rebound Hammer made the expended the expendables..
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Concrete Rebound Hammer splashes -before- it hits the water.
Do not use Concrete Rebound Hammer to install dental fillings.
Concrete Rebound Hammer does not conduct electricity.
Concrete Rebound Hammer can be fireproof or noncarcinogenic, but not both at the same time!
Concrete Rebound Hammer is void, even where NOT prohibited.
Concrete Rebound Hammer will not pollute waterways when used as directed!
Concrete Rebound Hammer is not rated for use with endangered species!
Do not attempt to refill Concrete Rebound Hammer, dispose of properly when empty.
Concrete Rebound Hammer impairs your ability to drive a car and operate heavy machinery, and may cause health problems.
Concrete Rebound Hammer is tax deductible!
Concrete Rebound Hammer is low in sodium AND gluten free!
Concrete Rebound Hammer does not weaken eggshells!
Concrete Rebound Hammer is handicapped accessible!
When left unattended, Concrete Rebound Hammer may seep a small amount of fluid. This is normal.
Concrete Rebound Hammer is Atkins-diet compatible!
-B
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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oldwomanc6

Concrete Rebound Hammer does not meet the Longmont City Sound Abatement Regulations. :)B|



Concrete Rebound Hammer is free to smash Kim Gibbs' house like Hulk. :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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keithbar

Concrete Rebound Hammer. Being wielded by puppymonkeybaby is a terrifying concept. :D



Concrete Rebound Hammer MADE puppymonkeybaby
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Concrete Rebound Hammer will not sell itself for handful of rice.
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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Concrete Rebound Hammer uses dark energy.

For that matter, Concrete Rebound Hammer does not red-shift.
Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal

Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

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BillyVance

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Concrete Rebound Hammer into oblivion yet again.



Concrete Rebound Hammer tested Chucks ass - It didn't test again.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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