Nataly 38 #1 August 24, 2016 True story... Me: Nice weekend? Fancy a blowjob? Him: Yeah, we had a great time... Me: "we?" Him: Yeah, didn't I tell you? I have a gf now... It's pretty recent... Me: Oh, sorry buddy - my bad! Good for you Him: So does this mean you are not coming over to give me a blowjob?? She doesn't need to know... Me: [/slaps forehead] OF COURSE blowjobs are off the menu you douchebag!! Jesus. We were just fuck-buddies so in theory it's "none of my business." But the truth is that for me there is a big difference between openly sleeping around and secretly cheating. The first is fine and the second is not."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,516 #2 August 24, 2016 "So how you doin'?" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 August 24, 2016 ryoder "So how you doin'?" You don't waste time do ya? Best of luck Nataly."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,516 #4 August 24, 2016 BillyVance ***"So how you doin'?" You don't waste time do ya? Best of luck Nataly. Well, it sounds like she is telling us she has an open position available!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 August 24, 2016 ryoder ******"So how you doin'?" You don't waste time do ya? Best of luck Nataly. Well, it sounds like she is telling us she has an open position available!I do like the idea of a "Friend with benefits", but... I'm married, so that's not an option. ETA - How in the hell is the OP NSFW? I opened it thinking there was gonna be a link or pic of naked ladies... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,229 #6 August 24, 2016 BillyVanceETA - How in the hell is the OP NSFW? When it comes to "Blowjob" discussions; better to label it NSFW than not.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 718 #7 August 24, 2016 Depending on where you work could make this especially true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,239 #8 August 24, 2016 Hi Nataly, Quote True story... So how many guys on here do you think are checking on the prices for flights to France right now? Jerry Baumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #9 August 25, 2016 BIGUN ***ETA - How in the hell is the OP NSFW? When it comes to "Blowjob" discussions; better to label it NSFW than not. That was exactly the logic I employed But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #10 August 25, 2016 Nataly But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement I'm a married FOG that is seriously worried about the young skydiver guys out there. I can't believe nobody has taken you off the market yet. Well, we never were a very bright bunch. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,516 #11 August 25, 2016 Nataly But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement At last night's Nataly Stalkers Club it was suggested that it would be more efficient for us to to take up a collection to fly you over here to interview candidates, rather than all of us fly over there."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #12 August 26, 2016 Me: I'll be right over! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #13 August 26, 2016 Sounds like the guy was a Democrat Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 August 28, 2016 ryoder *** But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement At last night's Nataly Stalkers Club it was suggested that it would be more efficient for us to to take up a collection to fly you over here to interview candidates, rather than all of us fly over there."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
