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Nataly

Some people... (NSFW)

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True story...

Me: Nice weekend? Fancy a blowjob?
Him: Yeah, we had a great time...
Me: "we?"
Him: Yeah, didn't I tell you? I have a gf now... It's pretty recent...
Me: Oh, sorry buddy - my bad! Good for you :)Him: So does this mean you are not coming over to give me a blowjob?? She doesn't need to know...
Me: [/slaps forehead]

OF COURSE blowjobs are off the menu you douchebag!! Jesus.

We were just fuck-buddies so in theory it's "none of my business." But the truth is that for me there is a big difference between openly sleeping around and secretly cheating. The first is fine and the second is not.
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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BillyVance

***"So how you doin'?":)



You don't waste time do ya? :D

Best of luck Nataly.

Well, it sounds like she is telling us she has an open position available!;)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

******"So how you doin'?":)



You don't waste time do ya? :D

Best of luck Nataly.

Well, it sounds like she is telling us she has an open position available!;)

I do like the idea of a "Friend with benefits", but... I'm married, so that's not an option. :P

ETA - How in the hell is the OP NSFW? I opened it thinking there was gonna be a link or pic of naked ladies... >:(:P:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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BIGUN


***ETA - How in the hell is the OP NSFW?



When it comes to "Blowjob" discussions; better to label it NSFW than not.

That was exactly the logic I employed :P

But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement :D:ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Nataly



But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement :D:ph34r:



I'm a married FOG that is seriously worried about the young skydiver guys out there. I can't believe nobody has taken you off the market yet.

Well, we never were a very bright bunch. B|
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"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

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Nataly



But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement :D:ph34r:



At last night's Nataly Stalkers Club it was suggested that it would be more efficient for us to to take up a collection to fly you over here to interview candidates, rather than all of us fly over there.;)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

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But no need to worry - I have back-up candidates until I find a steady/suitable replacement :D:ph34r:



At last night's Nataly Stalkers Club it was suggested that it would be more efficient for us to to take up a collection to fly you over here to interview candidates, rather than all of us fly over there.;)


:D:D:D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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