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shortyj

Tales from the jumpseat

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So I have to stay at the over wing exit and brief pax (passengers) and some come on and I guess they don't want to wait for me to start. So they will just inform me before that they are willing able. Yesterday this guy comes on and says before he even sits down

Pax "I say yes to all your commands"

Me " are you sure? I don't know if you want to say that"

Pax " how long are you in St. Louis?"

Me :o:D
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Tonight's guy was a lot more persistent

Me "what can I get you to drink?"

Pax " XX and your number"

I laugh bc I think I heard him right but not 100%"

I bring back the XX

Pax says " you forgot your number"

I need to learn some witty things to say :|

He tried a few more times. At least he was nice about it though.

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I need to learn some witty things to say :|



Memorize a non 800 number for the airline. ;)

Bonus points if you get a guys number, then give it to the next guy who asks.
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I need to learn some witty things to say :|



Memorize a non 800 number for the airline. ;)

Bonus points if you get a guys number, then give it to the next guy who asks.

:D:D that's great but I'm to nice I would feel bad especially if they were nice
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shortyj

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I need to learn some witty things to say :|



Memorize a non 800 number for the airline. ;)

Bonus points if you get a guys number, then give it to the next guy who asks.

:D:D that's great but I'm to nice I would feel bad especially if they were nice

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It can occasionally work. I was a passenger and met my wife on the plane – been married 17 years now with two children. In the conversation:

me: “I’d guess you flight attendants get asked out all the time”

hostie: “No, not really”

me: “so if we go out to dinner, it will be the first time?”

hostie: blushes

me: “I’m serious, we should go out to dinner”
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I have a jumper friend that is a flight attendant.
A few years ago I was in an aisle seat & noticed her coming down the row. I put a newspaper up pretending to read & told the guy next to me "Hey buddy, watch this!"
As she passed by I grabbed her ass.
She reeled around with her hand cocked back to smack some shit, recognized me, then gave me a hug & asked if I wanted a beer.
The guy next to me had his jaw in his lap.

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RMK

It can occasionally work. I was a passenger and met my wife on the plane – been married 17 years now with two children. In the conversation:

me: “I’d guess you flight attendants get asked out all the time”

hostie: “No, not really”

me: “so if we go out to dinner, it will be the first time?”

hostie: blushes

me: “I’m serious, we should go out to dinner”



Awe that's awesome :)
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I have a jumper friend that is a flight attendant.
A few years ago I was in an aisle seat & noticed her coming down the row. I put a newspaper up pretending to read & told the guy next to me "Hey buddy, watch this!"
As she passed by I grabbed her ass.
She reeled around with her hand cocked back to smack some shit, recognized me, then gave me a hug & asked if I wanted a beer.
The guy next to me had his jaw in his lap.



Haha love that
Playtime is essential.

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