Nataly 38 #1 March 31, 2017 Me to my now ex-boyfriend: "Oh yeah??? Well, I will have my cats longer than I will have YOU...!!!" - Julien: 2 years and 9 months - Leo the Cat: 2 years and 9 months and counting...! Please add your own "things which are true but you probably should not have said it..." "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RiggerLee 61 #2 March 31, 2017 Girl, we were discussing another woman's weight weight problem, "My ass is kind of big right now." Me, "Well ya, but..." I was going to say that it was just at that point in it's cycle, she had once explained to me how it oscillated 90 deg. out of phase with her Oreo consumption, I was not able to finish my sentence. Her, "I SAID THAT... AND YOU JUST... AGREED WITH ME! YOU ARE NEVER GETTING LAID!" I was fueling my 150. Girl, "Is that your airplane?". Me, inflating with pride, it was my first airplane, "Yes, this is my Airplane." Girl, "But, it's so small." Me, pop, think deflating balloon. LeeLee [email protected] www.velocitysportswear.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 March 31, 2017 Had a friend of mine in my hometown, I was in my early 20's. Went with another friend to visit her at her duplex apartment where she lived with her mom and sister. Boy was it a sad sad place. Mom was a junkie and a drunk. Barely a clean spot anywhere. Kinda felt bad for the girl. Well, my friend and I were getting ready to leave and on the way to the back door, me in the lead, friend behind and girl behind him. I remarked to him in sign, "boy am I glad I don't live in a place like this" and he replied "true". And once out the door I turned to face the girl to say bye and she had this stern look on her face, and slammed the door on me. Oops... Took my share of lumps back in the day about not keeping certain opinions to myself... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,229 #4 March 31, 2017 Nataly Me to my now ex-boyfriend: "Oh yeah??? Well, I will have my cats longer than I will have YOU...!!!" Probably this: Future cat lady? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #5 March 31, 2017 BIGUN ***Me to my now ex-boyfriend: "Oh yeah??? Well, I will have my cats longer than I will have YOU...!!!" Probably this: Future cat lady? Buddy, I am already there!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,523 #6 April 1, 2017 Dinner at your house? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp-zQ7gQYV0"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #7 April 1, 2017 Did you get a hair cut Nataly ?Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 April 1, 2017 jumpsalot-2Did you get a hair cut Nataly ? Yep!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #9 April 1, 2017 A hair cut. Nah, looks like she got them all cut. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #10 April 1, 2017 "That's Hot" (Paris Hilton) Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #11 April 1, 2017 Zep A hair cut. Nah, looks like she got them all cut. I donated all my hair to a charity that makes wigs for kids with cancer. Feel free to make jokes at my expense, though - I *do* look pretty silly but I'm not all sensitive about it!!! Actually, now it has grown back a bit, I kinda like it "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 April 1, 2017 And now back on topic: Friend: "Shame you are not on Instagram - great pictures of our vacation in Spain" Me: "Yeah... Everyone keeps telling me about Instagram... Sadly, other people's fascinating pictures bore the fuck out of me... " No response... Hmm... Odd... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 1, 2017 Nataly *** A hair cut. Nah, looks like she got them all cut. I donated all my hair to a charity that makes wigs for kids with cancer. Feel free to make jokes at my expense, though - I *do* look pretty silly but I'm not all sensitive about it!!! Actually, now it has grown back a bit, I kinda like it Nice gesture! I'm rocking the bald look as well. Got tired of waiting for a Saturday off from work (fifth straight Saturday I've had to work) and my hair was just getting too long and unruly. Took the shear to the old noggin last night."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #14 April 2, 2017 That is a great pic, Nat! Now, what are not supposed to say? I forgot.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 April 3, 2017 oldwomanc6 That is a great pic, Nat! Now, what are not supposed to say? I forgot. Nice cue ball? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 April 5, 2017 BillyVance ***That is a great pic, Nat! Now, what are not supposed to say? I forgot. Nice cue ball? Well, it has certainly given me a few ideas for my next hairstyle... See attached pics for examples "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 April 5, 2017 Go with the lizard! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
