Are skydiver chicks better in bed than whuffo chicks?

[SkyJaguar 0]

Seems like they would be...

• They have adventurous minds.
• They're not afraid to try new things.
• They're willing to take control of their situations.
• They know how to coordinate and synchronize with others.
• They're used to moving their bodies in innovative ways.

A lot of the whuffo chicks I've been with are just plain disappointing in bed.
But most of the skydiving chicks have been quite satisfying.

What's your experience?

[yoink 321]

Sorry, I just don't believe anyone who makes a post like this has ever been laid in their life.

[JohnnyMarko 1]

Let me tell you, skydiving chicks are WAY better in bed than whuffos. Trust me. I know first hand....

[Calvin19 0]

I avoid dating skydiving women generally, and by no fault of their own. But I did not notice a difference. One question you should ask yourself is do you think YOU are better in bed than whuffo guys?

[ryoder 1,380]

JohnnyMarko

Let me tell you, skydiving chicks are WAY better in bed than whuffos. Trust me. I know first hand....

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Maxx 1]

Skydiving Chicks at the DZ....
It's never your girlfriend, it's only your turn.

'nuff said

[rifleman 61]

SkyJaguar

Seems like they would be...

• They have adventurous minds.
• They're not afraid to try new things.
• They're willing to take control of their situations.
• They know how to coordinate and synchronize with others.
• They're used to moving their bodies in innovative ways.

A lot of the whuffo chicks I've been with are just plain disappointing in bed.
But most of the skydiving chicks have been quite satisfying.

What's your experience?

Maybe you're just not trying hard enough with the whuffo ladies? I'm not sure how old you are but I remember that when I was 18, I thought I was god's gift to the ladies. Thankfully, I got picked up in a bar by a woman 17 years older than me who tore my preconceptions to shreds and taught me how to do the job properly.

Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation

[SkyJaguar 0]

Calvin19

I avoid dating skydiving women generally...

Why?

[quade 3]

I would say that in general they're probably better than people who ask this sort of question.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[jclalor 12]

2nd post in two weeks since registering with no profile? You sound like a fucking perv.

[quade 3]

jclalor

2nd post in two weeks since registering with no profile? You sound like a fucking perv.

Funny, to me he sounds like a sock puppet.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[DanG 1]

A crusty sock puppet.

- Dan G

[Calvin19 0]

SkyJaguar

***I avoid dating skydiving women generally...

Why?

unusual high risk of post-relationship grudges, rumors, and intimate secrets filtering into happy places and circles. Tried it once without this happening, but the risk is real. Not saying I avoid it like the plague, just tread very lightly.

[PhreeZone 14]

I used to have a rule about dating skydivers - always make sure there were 2-3 DZ's between your DZ and her DZ.

As for this post... Sock puppets are stupid and are easy to find.

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[skyjumpenfool 2]

I don't know if I've shared this before, but, I almost had a date once.

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"Son, only two things fall from the sky."