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Your sitting at home, minding your own business. Then there is a knock at the door and it's your buddy looking for a place to hide while running from the cops. In the excitement you forget to you left your basement door unlocked so your landscaper can tend to your garden. Next thing you know your house is full of cops and life will never be the same [:/]

Police happen upon $1.2 million in marijuana when trying to arrest unrelated suspect

"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity"

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An Iranian general has accused Israel of ‘manipulating weather’ to prevent rain over the Islamic republic – aka, stealing the country’s clouds
:D
https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/03/iran-thinks-israel-stealing-clouds-cause-drought-7679005/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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If you are going to give the cops a fake name, don't get a tattoo with your real name in plain sight.:S

https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/13835901-74/neck-tattoo-with-greensburg-mans-name-foils-fake-id-police-say

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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The al-Qaeda-linked Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab announced a ban on single-use plastic bags because they’re “a serious threat to the well-being of both humans and animals,” the BBC reported.:D

https://nypost.com/2018/07/06/notorious-terrorist-group-reportedly-bans-plastic-bags/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Married woman and her mechanic die during barter sex.

https://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/07/married_nj_woman_her_mechanic.html

Hell of a way to go... they must have been "exhausted"

:S:D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Couple arrested for having sex in Courthouse stairwell

And judging by the mugshots, it must have been very good for her!:D

http://www.kalb.com/content/news/RPSO-Couple-arrested-for-having-sex-in-Courthouse-stairwell-488041261.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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oldwomanc6

***Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316



Funny!

My first though is that is how someone in West Virginia would drive, not Virginia; then I realized it was the other Norfolk.


:D

Small world though. West Virginia was where I was living when we watched tv by using pliers since us kids always had all the knobs ripped off within a week of getting a tv.

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True story...

More than a decade ago, I had breakfast at a restaurant and paid for it with my bank debit card. The waitress brought the card back and I put it back in my wallet. Later on, I bought gas for my vehicle with that card. That gas station didn't require a PIN code.

Then a couple of days later I showed up to the ATM at my bank and tried to withdraw cash from my account, but my PIN was wrong. I got confused. Then I noticed it wasn't my name on the card!

Yep, it took me a few minutes to figure out what happened. So I walked in and talked to the bank manager. She told me the other person had my card and knew right away and turned it in, so all they did was credit her account with the gas purchase I made on it, and all was cool.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You would think the ringing bells and flashing lights and lowered warning gates would be noticeable.

http://www.wbay.com/content/news/Jaw-dropping-video-cyclist-falls-into-Menasha-bridge-opening-488316741.html

It's not in this version of the story, but alcohol was reportedly involved (not terribly surprisingly).
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Fark:
Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish
:S
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5962517/Six-German-workers-ill-rabbit-fever.html

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Fark:
Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish
:S
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5962517/Six-German-workers-ill-rabbit-fever.html



They don't say anything about how much more processing would have gone into the must. I wonder if the finished product would have been safe.

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