ryoder 1,380 #901 May 6, 2018 Woman cited after urine explodes in 7-Eleven microwave http://www.azfamily.com/story/38121156/woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-eleven-microwave"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #902 May 7, 2018 Prisoners ran illegal diamond mine from underneath their jail http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/07/prisoners-ran-illegal-diamond-mine-from-underneath-their-jail-7527284/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #903 May 9, 2018 Driver issued $7,800 ticket for going over 400mph http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/05/09/driver-issued-7800-ticket-for-going-over-400-mph.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #904 May 9, 2018 ryoder Driver issued $7,800 ticket for going over 400mph http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/05/09/driver-issued-7800-ticket-for-going-over-400-mph.html Yeah I saw that. He got it dismissed since the equipment malfunctioned. I mean come on... Its an Opel. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #905 May 9, 2018 There's nothing like having a stalker... but a Santa Claus looking dude with 90 pounds of panties? http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180505/man-in-nightmare-stalking-case-had-90-pounds-of-panties-in-home "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #906 May 9, 2018 German shoppers sample burgers made of buffalo worms https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-food-insectburger/german-shoppers-sample-burgers-made-of-buffalo-worms-idUSKBN1HS0JF"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #907 May 11, 2018 "Nice kitty...OUCH!!!"https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bobcats-kittens-texas_us_5af49587e4b0e57cd9f7868e "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #908 May 11, 2018 ryoder "Nice kitty...OUCH!!!"https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bobcats-kittens-texas_us_5af49587e4b0e57cd9f7868e They're still freaking adorable until they turn on you. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #909 May 11, 2018 oldwomanc6 ***"Nice kitty...OUCH!!!"https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bobcats-kittens-texas_us_5af49587e4b0e57cd9f7868e They're still freaking adorable until they turn on you. I've lived in CO since 1996, and just a couple years ago, I finally saw a bob cat."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #910 May 11, 2018 Is that bobcat juice on the road under the cat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #911 May 11, 2018 muff528Is that bobcat juice on the road under the cat? It's is frozen snow/ice/dirt."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #912 May 11, 2018 ryoder***Is that bobcat juice on the road under the cat? It's is frozen snow/ice/dirt. Ah! OK, I forgot what that stuff looked like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #913 May 11, 2018 Ooh! Look at all the big wildcats! Let's get out of the car so we can get closer to them!https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2018/05/french-tourists-chased-by-cheetahs-after-leaving-car-in-dutch-safari-park/ In other news, I just learned from listening to the audio that "What the Fuck" in Dutch is apparently pronounced "What the Fuck?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #914 May 15, 2018 These ladies need to understand that sometimes they really don't want our opinion on what they're wearing. Man shot girlfriend because he was upset about her outfit, police say https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/15/man-fatally-shoots-girlfriend-outfit/610480002/"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #915 May 15, 2018 http://digg.com/video/motorcyclist-tricks-police-officer"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #916 May 15, 2018 DJLThese ladies need to understand that sometimes they really don't want our opinion on what they're wearing. Man shot girlfriend because he was upset about her outfit, police say https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/15/man-fatally-shoots-girlfriend-outfit/610480002/ And I'd bet money that it's the change in how she's dressing that pissed him off. He knows she's getting sick of him and now he notices that she's started dressing the way she did when she caught his eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #917 May 16, 2018 "Here is your food; And here is your gun." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-16/restaurant-gives-patrons-water-guns-to-combat-seagull-problem/9766180"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #918 May 17, 2018 https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960 It takes a special kind of rage to take a dump right there then grab your shit and fling it. Hey Turtlespeed, is this your ex? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #919 May 17, 2018 BillyVance https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960 It takes a special kind of rage to take a dump right there then grab your shit and fling it. Hey Turtlespeed, is this your ex? If it is, I don't blame him for breaking it off.I wouldn't put up with her shit, either."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #920 May 17, 2018 BillyVance https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960 It takes a special kind of rage to take a dump right there then grab your shit and fling it. Hey Turtlespeed, is this your ex? One of the dangers of telling a junkie that they can't use your bathroom because you're tired of them shooting up and even overdosing in there (and you have to clean up the mess) is that they're not only in as bad a mood as humans usually get but once an opioid starts wearing off your bowels loosen up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #921 May 17, 2018 She wants her poo-teen hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #922 May 18, 2018 BillyVance https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960 It takes a special kind of rage to take a dump right there then grab your shit and fling it. Hey Turtlespeed, is this your ex? Well, now we know why she was mad: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykg7j/we-finally-know-why-the-angry-tim-hortons-pooper-pooped"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #923 May 18, 2018 ryoder ***https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960 It takes a special kind of rage to take a dump right there then grab your shit and fling it. Hey Turtlespeed, is this your ex? Well, now we know why she was mad: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykg7j/we-finally-know-why-the-angry-tim-hortons-pooper-pooped I'll wager she's a well known local who is always in there trying to shoot up in their bathroom and begs money from the customers."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #924 May 18, 2018 This is just fucked up. https://gizmodo.com/video-shows-florida-teacher-allegedly-drowning-two-racc-1826098848/amp?__twitter_impression=true "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #925 May 18, 2018 Marlee Matlin for the win! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
