ryoder 1,384 #576 October 15, 2017 City of Orlando pays man $37,500 over arrest for possession...of donut glaze http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article178752226.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #577 October 15, 2017 I knew there was a reason that those doughnuts are addictive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #578 October 15, 2017 ryoder City of Orlando pays man $37,500 over arrest for possession...of donut glaze http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article178752226.html You'd think the cops would recognize donut crumbs. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #579 October 16, 2017 The blurred out words in the tattoo are "fuck" and "sluts": http://www.wlwt.com/article/man-with-pornstar-tattooed-on-forehead-charged-with-sexual-imposition/13024400 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 126 #580 October 17, 2017 reason number 682 to legalize and/or decriminalize all the drugs out there. We spend taxpayers money on stupid shit, stupid testing kits, stupid procedures, enacting stupid ineffective laws by stupid people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #581 October 17, 2017 https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/anne-frank-halloween-costume-removed-from-sale-after-angry-backlash/ar-AAtDNud I think a better choice for a Halloween costume would be to dress as Harvey Weinstein in a bathrobe. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #582 October 17, 2017 Cow escapes from slaughterhouse in Brooklyn. Twitter goes nuts. https://www.thewrap.com/a-cow-runs-loose-in-brooklyn-and-twitter-goes-nuts-defeat-the-humans-video/ "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #583 October 18, 2017 Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/air-berlin-pilots-suspended-after-farewell-fly-past/ar-AAtGyhk?li=BBnbfcL"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #584 October 20, 2017 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-biggest-ever-sex-toys-11377993"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #585 October 23, 2017 http://nypost.com/video/man-miraculously-climbs-out-of-car-after-its-flattened-by-crane/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #586 October 23, 2017 ryoder http://nypost.com/video/man-miraculously-climbs-out-of-car-after-its-flattened-by-crane/ Damn... another 6-9 inches forward and he dead. All he got was a broken ankle. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jono 0 #587 October 24, 2017 http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/10/24/09/21/men-swim-in-croc-trap Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #588 October 26, 2017 https://www.menshealth.com/health/man-three-foot-penis-eleven-pound-testicles-tlc-body-bizarre"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #589 October 27, 2017 Well, there goes his porn career. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #590 October 29, 2017 The sign says "Touch at your own risk". So of course Doofus needs to test it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzIaOHZeTDU "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #591 October 30, 2017 Just for the record: The "Deer Crossing" signs on the highway are to warn people that there are possible deer in the area. They are not there to tell the deer where to cross the road. Deer cannot read. http://cbs2iowa.com/news/offbeat/iowa-dot-deer-can-not-read-deer-crossing-signs Really."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #592 October 30, 2017 wolfriverjoe Just for the record: The "Deer Crossing" signs on the highway are to warn people that there are possible deer in the area. They are not there to tell the deer where to cross the road. Deer cannot read. http://cbs2iowa.com/news/offbeat/iowa-dot-deer-can-not-read-deer-crossing-signs Really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NodQ6cS_G1Y"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #593 October 30, 2017 Kevin Bacon unavailable for comment: https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/qv3vxv/new-yorks-law-banning-dancing-will-be-repeal-cabaret-law"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #594 October 30, 2017 ryoder Kevin Bacon unavailable for comment: https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/qv3vxv/new-yorks-law-banning-dancing-will-be-repeal-cabaret-law John Travolta either. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #595 November 1, 2017 "You found my cigarettes where? No, I don't want them back. He can keep them."http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20171031/blotter-man-sticks-cigarettes-up-his-butt-literally"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #596 November 4, 2017 Got wood? http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/03/giant-wooden-penis-appears-on-top-of-a-mountain-7052049/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #597 November 4, 2017 https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-church-changes-sign-after-message-misinterpreted-as-sexual"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #598 November 5, 2017 Oops.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #599 November 5, 2017 Things you learn by listening to "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me": https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kz3bzy/rooffee-coffee-for-dogs-is-it-real https://boingboing.net/2017/10/31/headline-fail-kansas-students.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #600 November 5, 2017 ryoderThings you learn by listening to "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me": https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kz3bzy/rooffee-coffee-for-dogs-is-it-real https://boingboing.net/2017/10/31/headline-fail-kansas-students.html linkies no worky.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
