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Don't watch the video at the top, it's not part of the story below.

Pornhub offers Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly a date with a beautiful porn star after he graduates college.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/pornhub-offers-ole-miss-qb-chad-kelly-date-beautiful-porn-star/

Burn.

:D:D:D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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http://www.kob.com/new-mexico-news/helicopter-struck-by-suspected-drunk-driver-near-gallup-hw-566-dui/4299092/

MCSO says a suspected drunk driver drove through barricades and struck the helicopter and fire truck between 2 a.m. and 2:15 a.m.
:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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- Small mountain town
- Rogue cop
- 45 year old murder
- Vengeful dwarf

I think the next David Lynch film just wrote its self.;)

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/10/24/bomb-planted-nederland-police-station-david-ansberry-renner-forbes/

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Girl: Oh shit (screeee crash)

Cop whose car was rearended: Whats the big idea?

Girl: I was trying to snapchat a topless selfie to my boyfriend

:S:D

http://www.wlky.com/article/woman-rams-squad-car-while-sending-topless-selfie-to-her-boyfriend/7666970

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Girl: Oh shit (screeee crash)

Cop whose car was rearended: Whats the big idea?

Girl: I was trying to snapchat a topless selfie to my boyfriend

:S:D

http://www.wlky.com/article/woman-rams-squad-car-while-sending-topless-selfie-to-her-boyfriend/7666970



The article forgot to include the topless selfie.:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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http://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/One-arrested-for-home-invasion-in-Negaunee-Township-399147741.html

When Troopers arrived, they were able to locate the suspect who ran into the woods, but despite orders to stop, the suspect continued to run away. The suspect was eventually located by a State Police K-9, lying on the ground unconscious. It appeared the suspect had ran into a tree, and knocked himself out.

:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I'll be surprised if any other NFL fan tops this stunt...

:D:D:D

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/the-nsfw-object-that-was-thrown-onto-the-field-included-a-message-for-tom-brady/ar-AAjET4S?li=BBnba9I

The link to the video is embedded in that link.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"Wild Thing" is heading back to Cleveland tonight! :D:D:D

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/world-series-2016-charlie-sheen-headed-to-cleveland-to-save-indians-in-game-7/ar-AAjL0sI?li=BBnb7Kz

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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It's bad enough living in Cleveland, let alone to hear that Charlie Sheen is coming.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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