ryoder 1,381 #101 August 23, 2016 We've all seen the stories about disuptes over whether a certain painting was done by a famous artist, but here is a case that has gone to court to settle the authenticity. Now here is the twist: The artist is still alive and swears he did not paint it; But yet a court is going to rule on if he did or not.https://www.yahoo.com/news/painting-famed-living-artist-us-judge-decide-061344838.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #102 August 23, 2016 Man angry over sap from neighbors tree getting on his car; Takes matters into his own hands and cuts down tree; Dropping it on his own apartment building.http://wnep.com/2016/08/22/man-cuts-through-tree-sending-it-crashing-onto-his-apartment-house-in-luzerne-county/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #103 August 23, 2016 "That's not a knife; Now THIS is a knife!" http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/22/swordfight-after-man-robs-shop-with-sword-but-shopkeeper-pulls-out-huge-scimitar-6082582/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #104 August 24, 2016 ryoder Man angry over sap from neighbors tree getting on his car; Takes matters into his own hands and cuts down tree; Dropping it on his own apartment building.http://wnep.com/2016/08/22/man-cuts-through-tree-sending-it-crashing-onto-his-apartment-house-in-luzerne-county/ Drugs are bad, mmmkay? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #105 August 25, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mum-pushes-baby-pram-leaning-8702113"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #106 August 26, 2016 You gotta be shittin' me.http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/utrolige-historier/stuck-in-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #107 August 28, 2016 "If you attempt to cross the Canadian border with a rocket launcher and grenades, yooo just might be a redneck!" FOXWORTHY VOICE> http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Canada/2016/08/26/22662049.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #108 August 28, 2016 ryoder You gotta be shittin' me.http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/utrolige-historier/stuck-in-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/ The tattoos on his face spell out "I will never have a good job" Buy maybe sanitation will hire him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #109 August 28, 2016 ryoder You gotta be shittin' me.http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/utrolige-historier/stuck-in-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/ ".......The fire personnel had to demolish the toilet. It is now out of service”. Well, No shit !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #110 August 29, 2016 ryoder You gotta be shittin' me.http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/utrolige-historier/stuck-in-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/ Did he get his phone back? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #111 August 29, 2016 Perks of the job I guess.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #112 August 30, 2016 "Vladimir Putin arrested at Publix": http://cbs12.com/news/local/vladimir-putin-arrested-at-publix"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #113 August 31, 2016 From that same page: http://cbs12.com/news/offbeat/teen-dies-after-girlfriend-gives-fatal-hickey-lover-now-on-the-run Hickeys are bad, mmmkay? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #114 August 31, 2016 It looks like Coca Cola is returning to its original recipe: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37232010 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #115 September 1, 2016 Fark: "Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon" http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2016/08/31/australia-beautiful-see-hawk-literally-throw-snake-innocent-family"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jono 0 #116 September 2, 2016 ryoder Fark: "Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon" http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2016/08/31/australia-beautiful-see-hawk-literally-throw-snake-innocent-family Fake https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/32507165/hawk-throwing-snake-viral-video-is-fake-hawthorn-claims-responsibility/#page1Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #117 September 2, 2016 Even if it wasn't faked, Who the heck even believed the hawk had intent to bomb? It has scarcely been a week or two since I posted about having to dodge a fish dropped on top of my Vert. Did I think they (bald eagle and osprey) did it on purpose? Sheesh! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,049 #118 September 2, 2016 ryoder "If you attempt to cross the Canadian border with a rocket launcher and grenades, yooo just might be a redneck!" FOXWORTHY VOICE> http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Canada/2016/08/26/22662049.html But, Officer, I don't unnerstand. That's how we hunt alligators back home. Ain't you got no alligators up in these here parts? No?!?! Well sheet, Bobby Joe; we gots to scoot back home. There ain't no fun to be had in these parts. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #119 September 3, 2016 http://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/westerly/9312050-154/man-charged-with-shooting-corncobs-at-neighbors-house.htmlI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #120 September 4, 2016 akarunway http://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/westerly/9312050-154/man-charged-with-shooting-corncobs-at-neighbors-house.html Hmmm - I bet rifling would have made it more accurate.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #121 September 6, 2016 akarunway http://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/westerly/9312050-154/man-charged-with-shooting-corncobs-at-neighbors-house.html "After speaking with the neighbor, police reported that they went to Osella’s home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest. " "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #122 September 7, 2016 This one's just sad. And sick all the way around. http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #123 September 7, 2016 Wow... that's just fucked up. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #124 September 7, 2016 Betcha they won't be doing that again! http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/restaurantsandnews/the-daily-dish-emts-called-when-middle-school-students-eat-world%e2%80%99s-hottest-peppers/ar-AAiB6Ro?li=BBnbfcL "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #125 September 8, 2016 Damn. He must be tired of her shit. http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/09/kansas_bank_robber_prefers_jai.html "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites