ryoder 1,382 #1176 November 12, 2018 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aalGZ_1541971465 Note for Billy: The audio is the theme from "The X-Files"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1177 November 13, 2018 Like it wasn't bad enough falling in, then you have all the bricks coming down on top of you.https://www.newsflare.com/video/255176/crime-accidents/chinese-woman-swallowed-up-by-sinkhole-while-walking-along-pavement "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1178 November 13, 2018 Incredibly, some people are still too stupid to be trusted with a container of gasoline.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6evFKKruJ0c "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1179 November 14, 2018 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=Cx9Kp_1542112926"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1180 November 14, 2018 https://twitter.com/i/moments/1062349784344915968"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1181 November 15, 2018 Did the BBC hire a reporter from The Onion? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-46217512"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1182 November 17, 2018 Squawking parrot sparks fire alert in Daventry https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46212758"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1183 November 19, 2018 What the fuck? Boiled tampon juice? Beam me up, Scotty. Intelligent life is dying out down here. https://nypost.com/2018/11/16/teens-are-now-getting-drunk-on-boiled-tampon-juice/ "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1184 November 20, 2018 Items taken in a burglary. Which of these items is not like the others? - Makeup - 2 Rokus (streaming devices) - A purse - A silver ring and necklace - A beach bag - One of the victim's grandfather's ashes, but not the urn - 2 frozen pizzas - A package of hot dogs - A package of cheese - A package of lunch meat - 4 containers of juice - A bottle of Jack Daniels https://www.foxcarolina.com/news/hot-dogs-relative-s-ashes-among-items-stolen-from-spartanburg/article_66cbde7e-eb45-11e8-b59e-eb8d9d758375.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1185 November 20, 2018 Russia Wants Bulgarians to Stop Painting Soviet Monuments To Look Like American Superheroes https://www.earthlymission.com/russia-wants-bulgarians-to-stop-painting-soviet-monuments-to-look-like-american-superheroes/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1186 November 21, 2018 Good news: Teenager passes test and get drivers license.Bad new: Loses it less than one hour later.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46288054 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divalent 89 #1187 November 23, 2018 Idiot brings a tire iron to a fist fight: https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1065482164022571008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1065482164022571008&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%231065482164022571008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1188 November 23, 2018 Man suspected of money laundering after $400,000 found in washing machine https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/23/europe/money-laundering-amsterdam-scli-intl/index.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1189 November 27, 2018 HO LEE SHIT!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBJA8SlH2w "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 1,910 #1190 November 27, 2018 ryoder HO LEE SHIT!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBJA8SlH2w What a ride. Are you aware of this incident in BC from 2012? https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/hang-glider-pilot-sentenced-to-5-months-in-jail-over-fatal-tandem-accident-in-b-c-1.1681084 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #1191 November 27, 2018 Go to a store for a job interview. Get offered a job. What next? I would think that 'shoplifting some booze' would not be on the list of 'good ideas'. But I'm not these guys."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1192 November 30, 2018 Are you fucking kidding me?!? You're suing because you can't "read the articles"?!? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/blind-man-sues-playboy-apos-130818081.html "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1193 December 1, 2018 Frontier flight 260 from Vegas to Tampa: https://twitter.com/DanPonceTV/status/1068539917452681216William Shatner heard exclaiming: "See??? See??? That's what I was trying to tell you!!!"Video interview with witness: "People were screaming 'Tell the pilot to stop!!!'". https://www.wtsp.com/video/news/local/engine-cover-rips-off-frontier-airlines-flight-to-tampa/67-8348190 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #1194 December 1, 2018 DJL ******When I saw the pic of the plane with German markings on it, I couldn't help but think maybe a WWII vet with PTSD saw it in the air and shot it down. Amazed that no one was hurt, not even the pilot. https://abcnews.go.com/US/vintage-plane-erupts-flames-crashing-freeway-southern-california/story?id=58703596 Germany going to bomb Pearl Harbor again? If they do, it won't be over....again. Huh? I musta missed something.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 4 #1195 December 2, 2018 BIGUN *********When I saw the pic of the plane with German markings on it, I couldn't help but think maybe a WWII vet with PTSD saw it in the air and shot it down. Amazed that no one was hurt, not even the pilot. https://abcnews.go.com/US/vintage-plane-erupts-flames-crashing-freeway-southern-california/story?id=58703596 Germany going to bomb Pearl Harbor again? If they do, it won't be over....again. Huh? I musta missed something. Think "Animal House" Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1196 December 2, 2018 BartsDaddy ************When I saw the pic of the plane with German markings on it, I couldn't help but think maybe a WWII vet with PTSD saw it in the air and shot it down. Amazed that no one was hurt, not even the pilot. https://abcnews.go.com/US/vintage-plane-erupts-flames-crashing-freeway-southern-california/story?id=58703596 Germany going to bomb Pearl Harbor again? If they do, it won't be over....again. Huh? I musta missed something. Think "Animal House" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #1197 December 2, 2018 BartsDaddy ************When I saw the pic of the plane with German markings on it, I couldn't help but think maybe a WWII vet with PTSD saw it in the air and shot it down. Amazed that no one was hurt, not even the pilot. https://abcnews.go.com/US/vintage-plane-erupts-flames-crashing-freeway-southern-california/story?id=58703596 Germany going to bomb Pearl Harbor again? If they do, it won't be over....again. Huh? I musta missed something. Think "Animal House" Aaaah. OK. Got it. I watched it one time when it first came out, thanks for connecting the dots.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1198 December 3, 2018 'It's the real me': Nigerian president denies dying and being replaced by clone https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/03/its-real-me-nigerian-president-denies-dying-and-being-replaced-by-clone "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,396 #1199 December 3, 2018 ryoder 'It's the real me': Nigerian president denies dying and being replaced by cloneThat's exactly what you'd expect a clone to say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #1200 December 3, 2018 billvon *** 'It's the real me': Nigerian president denies dying and being replaced by clone That's exactly what you'd expect a clone to say. This sounds familiar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTTe-rxTyh0"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
