DJL 232 #401 May 24, 2017 Stumpy ***http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/truck-plows-analtech-odor-leads-hazmat-situation-article-1.3189762 On other news, there really is a company named AnalTech. The language used in the report MUST be taking the piss: "At approximately 6:30 a.m. Monday, a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole. The truck damaged the facility's laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity" That writer knew exactly what he was doing."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #402 May 25, 2017 The "beer pipeline" is now a thing: https://www.thelocal.de/20170524/german-heavy-metal-fest-builds-own-beer-pipeline "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #403 May 25, 2017 Okay, it's made up, obviously... but if only.... http://www.lovethispic.com/video/2289/deadly%3A-ohio-replaces-lethal-injection-with-humane-new-head-ripping-off-machine "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #404 May 25, 2017 BillyVance Okay, it's made up, obviously... but if only.... http://www.lovethispic.com/video/2289/deadly%3A-ohio-replaces-lethal-injection-with-humane-new-head-ripping-off-machine Love the comments. Quick witted bunch there, I wonder what gave it away, the fake blood sprayed all over the "politicians" or the follow-up stories about the 50 person "Mashinator"."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #405 May 27, 2017 Welcome to the Rat Cafe: http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/05/24/peterson-rats-san-francisco-dungeon-rodent-cafe-is-a-slight-oversell/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #406 May 29, 2017 Activists want emojis for menstruation. http://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article153069849.html#fmp "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #407 May 29, 2017 He's gonna need a bigger boat. http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/810547/great-white-shark-boat-australia "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #408 May 29, 2017 So what really happens when you hit 88mph in your Delorean? https://signalscv.com/2017/05/28/man-receives-ticket-hitting-88-mph-delorean/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SethInMI 156 #409 May 30, 2017 http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/ A new way to "make it rain". [edit to add: I saw this on FB, but borderherald.com looks like a generic news aggregator, so I have no idea how true this is...still funny though]It's flare not flair, brakes not breaks, bridle not bridal, "could NOT care less" not "could care less". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #410 June 1, 2017 This guy might be the first one in Arizona, but he's not the first overall... http://www.azfamily.com/story/35560346/pastafarian-gets-his-arizona-drivers-license-photo-taken-wearing-a-colander "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 323 #411 June 2, 2017 BillyVance This guy might be the first one in Arizona, but he's not the first overall... http://www.azfamily.com/story/35560346/pastafarian-gets-his-arizona-drivers-license-photo-taken-wearing-a-colander With a BMI of 39, I'm convinced that he is truly religious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #412 June 2, 2017 Fark intro line: "Tech support, what's your issue?" "Hi, yeah. We're having a problem with our computers and had to cancel the flights of 75,000 passengers" Tech Support: "Did you make sure it's plugged in?" https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/2/15728276/british-airways-power-supply-turned-off-reports "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #413 June 2, 2017 ryoder Fark intro line: "Tech support, what's your issue?" "Hi, yeah. We're having a problem with our computers and had to cancel the flights of 75,000 passengers" Tech Support: "Did you make sure it's plugged in?" https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/2/15728276/british-airways-power-supply-turned-off-reports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_rWja1Xiu8 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #414 June 9, 2017 I thought it was a joke when I first read about it, but this is an actual capture from Elon Musk's web page. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #415 June 10, 2017 https://www.belovedshirts.com/collections/whats-new/products/sexy-chest-tan-one-piece-swimsuit"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,076 #416 June 10, 2017 http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/06/09/532264284/bald-men-are-being-hunted-down-in-mozambique Head hunters. Gold. Don't shave your head if you visit over there.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #417 June 15, 2017 On second thought, maybe stealing a load of GPS trackers wasn't such a good idea.http://nbc4i.com/2017/06/07/thieves-caught-hours-after-stealing-gps-tracking-devices-from-tech-company/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #418 June 15, 2017 To quote Arsenio Hall from his old show: "YOOOOOOOU IDIOT!!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #419 June 15, 2017 If you're gonna steal a Ferrari... Better make sure it's got enough gas in it! http://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/man-allegedly-steals-ferrari-which-promptly-runs-out-of-gas/ar-BBCGDnG?li=BBnbfcL "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #420 June 16, 2017 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-40042260 Now there's some custom rigging Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #421 June 16, 2017 Man robbed a bank and then waited for police to arrest him. Said he wanted to go to jail than return home to his wife who he just had an argument with. He was just sentenced to six months home confinement and 50 hours community service. OOF! http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-gets-home-confinement-after-robbing-bank-to-get-away-from-wife/ar-BBCJvRe?li=BBnbcA1 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #422 June 16, 2017 formathttp://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-40042260 Now there's some custom rigging If they had put a GPS tracker on that pigeon they'd be able to figure out where it was headed."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #423 June 22, 2017 I don't know how I got this in the wrong thread, but I was on my smart phone then... I don't think anybody would have expected to die like this: http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/french-blogger-killed-by-whipped-cream-dispenser-explosion/ar-BBD1TsN?li=BBnb7Kz "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #424 June 22, 2017 BillyVance I don't know how I got this in the wrong thread, but I was on my smart phone then... I don't think anybody would have expected to die like this: http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/french-blogger-killed-by-whipped-cream-dispenser-explosion/ar-BBD1TsN?li=BBnb7Kz Possibly an example of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commotio_cordis"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #425 June 24, 2017 Well, this certainly didn't turn out as I'd expected!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVuQaPpHXzU "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
