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So what do you do when one of your group of 10 can't go on the vacation you've already booked? Just go to Facebook and find a stranger with the same name to take his place: http://www.9news.com.au/World/2017/04/08/12/20/Facebook-users-take-complete-stranger-on-free-Spanish-holiday
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"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/11/ohio-woman-charged-with-raping-robbing-male-taxi-driver.html

23 years old, 5'-4" and 125lbs and she's not bad looking. :|

However, her arrest intake info shows she was charged with four counts, including rape, robbery and possession of heroin. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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DJL


"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm

I just don't think it's going to be financially feasible to be done widespread. Just grow the damn cows and process them.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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BillyVance


"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm

I just don't think it's going to be financially feasible to be done widespread. Just grow the damn cows and process them.

I can think of situations where it could be useful:
- Mission to Mars.
- Isolated locations like Antarctica.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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BillyVance


"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm

I just don't think it's going to be financially feasible to be done widespread. Just grow the damn cows and process them.

This is a hoax, BTW. Anyway, if the thought of a shit burger is horrifying how about when it goes to the mass market and those really cheap ones start coming out of China...
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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oldwomanc6

***The actor chosen to play Col Sanders here is one of the last I'd ever imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY4RfeX2Z4:o



Who the heck is that?

I know I know who it is but it freaking evading me, and driving me knuts.

Rob Lowe
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

The ultimate indignity. Killed by a bunch of wild pigs.

:D:D:D

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

The ultimate indignity. Killed by a bunch of wild pigs.

:D:D:D

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs



Fark.com: "Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants. That'll do pigs, that'll do"
:D:D:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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