Stumpy 280 #326 March 5, 2017 http://bitsandpieces.us/2017/03/05/pro-weather-guy-handles-map-error/ Well played that manNever try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #327 March 6, 2017 https://boingboing.net/2017/03/03/edible-coffee.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #328 March 6, 2017 ryoderhttps://boingboing.net/2017/03/03/edible-coffee.html The concept is OK. If they back it up with a quality product, I'd buy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #329 March 6, 2017 http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/03/03/smart-condom-con-will-rate-your-sexual-performance.html Great, like I need something else tellin me how bad I was. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #330 March 6, 2017 You'd think for that price it would also tell you if the woman or sexual partner was faking it Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #331 March 7, 2017 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-189-inch-penis-9661421 Well... you know the rule... if it exists... there's porn of it, eventually. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #332 March 8, 2017 Fark: Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day http://www.twincities.com/2017/03/06/hours-after-being-sentenced-for-theft-st-paul-man-tries-to-steal-again-charges-say/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #333 March 9, 2017 There has been a sudden height surge among Colorado drivers: http://www.denverpost.com/2017/03/08/error-shows-colorado-drivers-licenses-taller/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #334 March 9, 2017 Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article137317553.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #335 March 10, 2017 ryoder Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article137317553.html LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #336 March 11, 2017 Butthole tickling bandit has been caught. http://1061kissfm.iheart.com/articles/entertainment-news-468953/texas-butthole-tickling-bandit-has-finally-15627071/ "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #337 March 13, 2017 Fark: Being passed out in a McDonalds Drive-thru with a loaded gun in the car is no way to go through life. Isn't that right Ohio State Representative Wes Retherford? http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170312/ohio-house-rep-retherford-found-passed-out-in-car-with-loaded-firearm "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #338 March 16, 2017 "Hold mah beer and watch this!" (UK version) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4316178/Driver-tilts-car-two-wheels-police-chase.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #339 March 21, 2017 Share the road: http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/03/19/watch-see-what-happens-when-wild-wolves-race-a-car-on-canadian-highway/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #340 March 30, 2017 Awesome ending... http://thebark.com/content/neighbor-harassed-dog-his-drone "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #341 March 30, 2017 BillyVance Awesome ending... http://thebark.com/content/neighbor-harassed-dog-his-drone Good doggie!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #342 March 30, 2017 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/italian-cops-foil-plot-to-steal-enzo-ferraris-corpse/ar-BBz20zS?li=BBnbfcL "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #343 April 4, 2017 hacking a dildo via WiFiThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #344 April 4, 2017 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/controversial-throw-rocks-at-girls-billboard-coming-down-in-nc/ar-BBzlmOl?li=BBnb7Kz"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,075 #345 April 4, 2017 Throwing rocks at the girl next door is part of how I met my first wife. (just pebbles, boys will do silly things to get a girl's attention)Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #346 April 4, 2017 Then there's this. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/chinese-man-marries-robot-he-built-himself/ar-BBziX3E?li=BBnbcA1 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #347 April 5, 2017 This guy made at least two bad choices that day: http://www.pennlive.com/news/2017/04/man_in_drunk_lives_matter_t-sh.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,537 #348 April 7, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4388466/Toledo-man-accused-chasing-relative-hatchet.html Just look at the mug shot."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,075 #349 April 7, 2017 Looks like a snap chat filter on a mug shot.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #350 April 7, 2017 gowlerk Looks like a snap chat filter on a mug shot. Yeah I can't imagine anyone having a face at ease like that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
