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Something tells me those that are protesting these Monster girls' outfits are not really NASCAR fans.

Personally, I don't see what the problem is. B|

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/motorsports/some-fans-outraged-at-monster-energy-girls%e2%80%99-outfits/ar-AAn6XRX
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It would have been funnier if the passenger was a RealDoll and not just a mannequin. :S:D

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/washington-state-trooper-catches-driver-using-mannequin-carpool-090203155--abc-news-topstories.html
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Stop me if you've heard these before;

So a coyote walks into a doctor's office...http://www.wibw.com/content/news/Video-captures-possible-coyote-following-doctor-into-office-414356753.html

So a lizard walks into a restaurant...http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/21/french-waitress-drags-huge-lizard-australian-restaurant/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I had roadhead once while driving a convertible with the top down in broad daylight while passing a bunch of 18 wheelers but geez... That couple is just insane :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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ryoder


I don't see any problem.:|

Well (from the story):

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The attorney alleges that even though the resident has dementia, he had the capacity to say no but didn't.



Apparently he didn't have a problem with it either. :P
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Union County Sheriff's Office is investigating how Treadaway got stuck in the tree, but officials said he was looking for his dog

http://www.wafb.com/story/34575651/man-found-hanging-naked-upside-down-from-mississippi-tree
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

Union County Sheriff's Office is investigating how Treadaway got stuck in the tree, but officials said he was looking for his dog

http://www.wafb.com/story/34575651/man-found-hanging-naked-upside-down-from-mississippi-tree



We probably don't want to know why his dog was hiding.
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wolfriverjoe


I don't see any problem.:|

Well (from the story):

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The attorney alleges that even though the resident has dementia, he had the capacity to say no but didn't.



Apparently he didn't have a problem with it either. :P

I'm at a compete loss as to how this ever came to the point of a complaint. Did the person who monitors the video feed not consult management first.

Seems like a win-win all around and makes me wonder if she doesn't have a bunch of job offers from other retirement homes already.

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Cops tell her to do the field sobriety test. So she does cartwheels instead. (facepalm)

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-arrested-after-doing-cartwheels-during-field-sobriety-test-cops/ar-AAndFIq

Hitting the cop in the back doing the 2nd cartwheel didn't help matters either. :S:D
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BillyVance

******Hold my beer and watch this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRGekiwdpiA



I'll bet he had a cup of coffee in one hand and didn't spill a drop.

Probably shit his pants though :o :D

No, I'm picturing that dude being the smoothest Korean on the planet. I think halfway through the maneuver he was considering driving the rest of the way like that.
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DJL

*********Hold my beer and watch this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRGekiwdpiA



I'll bet he had a cup of coffee in one hand and didn't spill a drop.

Probably shit his pants though :o :D

No, I'm picturing that dude being the smoothest Korean on the planet. I think halfway through the maneuver he was considering driving the rest of the way like that.

Maybe Jackie Chan can use him in one of his movies.
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