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ryoder


This report HAS the video embedded in it, but blurred out the offending areas. Judging by her face, I'm not sure her private parts are worth a glimpse. :S :D

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article130087579.html
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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While the outcome was certainly tragic, the headline on the other hand... just um.... :S

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/xytex-sperm-bank-s-nitrogen-mishap-sparks-federal-investigation-n717466
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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oldwomanc6

She had a Hummer and was stealing from the poor. [:/]



You realize "she had a Hummer" means she was driving a vehicle which is at least 7 years old, if not older?
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

***She had a Hummer and was stealing from the poor. [:/]



You realize "she had a Hummer" means she was driving a vehicle which is at least 7 years old, if not older?

They're still not cheap, even to drive.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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headoverheels


Not quite a Darwin, but definitely a Karma deal:

http://nypost.com/2017/02/08/thief-mauled-by-wild-dogs-after-stealing-womans-purse/?link=TD_nypost_articles.7c7e0f416376f79f

:S:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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BillyVance


Seems like the medical profession should have some ethics rules about providing plastic surgery to a mentally ill person, when they really need psychiatric treatment.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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The "Cash me ousside howbow dah" girl is back in the news. :S

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/%E2%80%98cash-me-outside%E2%80%99-girl-attacks-airline-passenger-report/ar-AAmGUqR

Both her and her mom have been banned for life from Spirit Airlines. :S :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Good: Having a camera in the right place at the right time.:)Bad: Having a squad car parked in the wrong place ant the wrong time.[:/]

http://www.eastidahonews.com/2017/02/caught-on-camera-wind-gust-blows-semi-crushing-wyoming-police-car/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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