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"Tony can send 5 texts and 3 nudes in 19 minutes.
He could also send 3 texts and 1 nude in 9 minutes.
How long would it take him to send one text and one nude?"


http://fox8.com/2016/12/19/middleburg-heights-teacher-disciplined-after-inappropriate-lesson/
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"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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muff528

***"Tony can send 5 texts and 3 nudes in 19 minutes.
He could also send 3 texts and 1 nude in 9 minutes.
How long would it take him to send one text and one nude?"


http://fox8.com/2016/12/19/middleburg-heights-teacher-disciplined-after-inappropriate-lesson/
:D



5 minutes

,Tony

What is wrong with you that actually did the math? :o:D

*I have no idea, how this math problem is supposed to work, btw. How long it takes to send a nude seemed nebulous.
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oldwomanc6

******"Tony can send 5 texts and 3 nudes in 19 minutes.
He could also send 3 texts and 1 nude in 9 minutes.
How long would it take him to send one text and one nude?"


http://fox8.com/2016/12/19/middleburg-heights-teacher-disciplined-after-inappropriate-lesson/
:D



5 minutes

,Tony

What is wrong with you that actually did the math? :o:D

*I have no idea, how this math problem is supposed to work, btw. How long it takes to send a nude seemed nebulous.

5t + 3n = 19
3t + n = 9

Now solve the simultaneous equations.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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oldwomanc6


Why is this surprising?

We've been shoving them out of airplane doors or releasing them in FF for decades. Although, we don't generally label them. :S


;)

We also generally let them loose to disperse.

Not bag them up and put in a note asking whoever finds them to let us know where they ended up.
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/12/28/Strong-winds-blow-waterfall-waters-upward-in-Scotland/4161482958345/

And don't bring a face to a firewood fight: https://www.yahoo.com/news/burglar-gets-firewood-face-forcing-220600114.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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DA drops DUI charge for man who tested positive for caffeine
http://www.kcra.com/article/da-drops-dui-charge-after-fairfield-man-tests-positive-for-caffeine/8543519

Now WHY were charges ever brought in the first place? And it seems odd they originated with an Alcohol Beverage Control agent, when the blood test showed no alcohol.:S I never heard of an ABC agent doing traffic stops.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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DA drops DUI charge for man who tested positive for caffeine
http://www.kcra.com/article/da-drops-dui-charge-after-fairfield-man-tests-positive-for-caffeine/8543519

Now WHY were charges ever brought in the first place? And it seems odd they originated with an Alcohol Beverage Control agent, when the blood test showed no alcohol.:S I never heard of an ABC agent doing traffic stops.



"Weaving in and out of traffic, almost causing several accidents" is a good reason. He still got a "reckless" citation.

I'm going to guess he failed the "stupid human tricks" too. They make it pretty clear they felt he was under the influence of something, just not something that would show up in the tests they do.
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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DA drops DUI charge for man who tested positive for caffeine
http://www.kcra.com/article/da-drops-dui-charge-after-fairfield-man-tests-positive-for-caffeine/8543519

Now WHY were charges ever brought in the first place? And it seems odd they originated with an Alcohol Beverage Control agent, when the blood test showed no alcohol.:S I never heard of an ABC agent doing traffic stops.



I've been watching this for a couple weeks, as I live in Ca. and it showed up on some news source.
I have no proof but knowing the ABC board here in Ca. It is probably he pissed of the ABC agent, she decided to make his life he'll. How he pissed her off we may never know. Could have cut her off, wouldn't let her merge or pass your guess is as good as mine.
But yes the ABC board can make your life hell just cause they can. And nothing happens to them 3 years or so down the line when charges are dropped, Cause no charges should have been brought in the first place.
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Why is this surprising?

We've been shoving them out of airplane doors or releasing them in FF for decades. Although, we don't generally label them. :S


;)

We also generally let them loose to disperse.

Not bag them up and put in a note asking whoever finds them to let us know where they ended up.

Hence the releasing part. :P
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I don't know where this was at but ho lee fuk. :o

"I will go super saiyan on you!" :D:D:D

After the bitch peals outta there, the next driver pulls up. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJye229QbVs&feature=youtu.be
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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BillyVance

I don't know where this was at but ho lee fuk. :o

"I will go super saiyan on you!" :D:D:D

After the bitch peals outta there, the next driver pulls up. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJye229QbVs&feature=youtu.be



They should have just punched her out.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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