oldwomanc6 38 #51 July 27, 2016 BillyVance Good god... you have to be goat fuck stupid to do that... LMFAO Well, there are plenty of those that qualify. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #52 July 27, 2016 So you win $3M in the lottery. Do you: a) Invest it wisely, and live on the earnings? b) Spend it all on hookers and blow? c) Start up that small business you always dreamed about? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/georgia-lottery-winner-pleads-guilty-building-meth-enterprise-article-1.2727876"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #53 July 28, 2016 Don't bring a gun to a powerwasher fight: http://www.ksla.com/story/32524586/caught-on-camera-car-wash-carjacking-fail "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #54 July 28, 2016 ryoder Don't bring a gun to a powerwasher fight: http://www.ksla.com/story/32524586/caught-on-camera-car-wash-carjacking-fail Oh Emm Gee - Darwin with a swing and a miss!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #55 July 28, 2016 turtlespeed Oh Emm Gee - Darwin with a swing and a miss! Kudos to his buddy for using his own body to smother the flames!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #56 July 31, 2016 It's like Uber, but for bears: http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/17801-ill-just-take-an-ubear-animal-spotted-perched-on-top-of-garbage-truck-cruising-neighborhood "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #57 August 1, 2016 Ouch! http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/08/woman_jailed_after_boyfriend_f.html#incart_river_home "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #58 August 1, 2016 BillyVance Ouch! http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/08/woman_jailed_after_boyfriend_f.html#incart_river_home He said he did not want to see her anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #59 August 1, 2016 Thief (they called him a pickpocket) steals phone from a group of women on a beach. They were somewhat suspicious, and when they realized a phone was missing, went after him. One was an off-duty cop. In a bikini. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #60 August 1, 2016 Dumbass is never going to live that one down in jail/prison. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #61 August 2, 2016 I don't recall ever hearing of this before.http://www.krdo.com/news/witness-swat-team-surrounds-fugitive-in-a-tree-in-colorado-springs/40972932 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #62 August 2, 2016 ryoder I don't recall ever hearing of this before.http://www.krdo.com/news/witness-swat-team-surrounds-fugitive-in-a-tree-in-colorado-springs/40972932 Should have threatened to cut the tree down with a chain saw. And if he still balked, give the order... (fires up chain saw BRRRRAAAAAAPAPAAAAAAP) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #63 August 2, 2016 BillyVance ***I don't recall ever hearing of this before.http://www.krdo.com/news/witness-swat-team-surrounds-fugitive-in-a-tree-in-colorado-springs/40972932 Should have threatened to cut the tree down with a chain saw. And if he still balked, give the order... (fires up chain saw BRRRRAAAAAAPAPAAAAAAP) Oh, I love it!Just firing up a chainsaw as a bluff to see his reaction would have been priceless!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #64 August 2, 2016 ryoder ******I don't recall ever hearing of this before.http://www.krdo.com/news/witness-swat-team-surrounds-fugitive-in-a-tree-in-colorado-springs/40972932 Should have threatened to cut the tree down with a chain saw. And if he still balked, give the order... (fires up chain saw BRRRRAAAAAAPAPAAAAAAP) Oh, I love it!Just firing up a chainsaw as a bluff to see his reaction would have been priceless!Yeah that, or just set the fucking tree on fire. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #65 August 2, 2016 Headline: "Brooklyn dirtbag who raped his ex, abducted their toddler surrenders to cops to avoid changing dirty diaper"http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-kidnapper-surrenders-cops-avoid-changing-dirty-diaper-article-1.2727314 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #66 August 2, 2016 ryoder***Pray and Drive http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-praying-while-driving-crash-20160712-story.html More proof that a certain portion of the population is just too fuggin' stupid to be allowed to operate any mechanical device that can harm others. her imaginary friend didn't help much did he.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #67 August 4, 2016 Umpire throws Phillies fan out of stadium during game. He kept yelling YOU SUCK at the ump, which happens all the time. But what he yelled next made the ump stop the game right there and then and have the guy thrown out was this: "I own property on 69th street, you could come over and suck!" http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/umpire-bob-davidson-explains-why-he-ejected-unruly-phillies-fan/ar-BBvcAF4 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #68 August 4, 2016 It looks like even the birds must be using Performance Enhancing Drugs now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wPpvACQIg "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #69 August 4, 2016 ryoder It looks like even the birds must be using Performance Enhancing Drugs now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wPpvACQIg "it's a bird!" "No, that's Superbird!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #70 August 4, 2016 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ap-exclusive-north-korea-hopes-to-plant-flag-on-the-moon/ar-BBvePu4?li=BBnbcA1 AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #71 August 4, 2016 BillyVancehttp://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ap-exclusive-north-korea-hopes-to-plant-flag-on-the-moon/ar-BBvePu4?li=BBnbcA1 AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm surprised is isn't an Onion article. Hopefully, they will send Kim Jong Un up there to plant it personally."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #72 August 5, 2016 Don't you hate it when you lose your keys?http://deadspin.com/with-heavy-handed-symbolism-officials-lose-keys-to-oly-1784818516 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 August 5, 2016 I don't know what the story is on this poor bastard but... Jesus H Christ. Forgot to add NSFW-ish "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #74 August 5, 2016 Ish? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #75 August 5, 2016 I wonder whether he can tell that his shoulder hurts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
