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ryoder


And you know there's video out there. You don't blow up a moose with 100lbs of explosives without documenting it for training purposes...
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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BillyVance


It is probably all a misunderstanding;
She has been "ghosted" by 20 guys because they realized she was crazy.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

***https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-sex-ghost-engaged_us_5bd8d204e4b01abe6a190ce0

I've heard some whoppers but this one takes the cake...

:D



It is probably all a misunderstanding;
She has been "ghosted" by 20 guys because they realized she was crazy.:P

Would suck for her if the ghost ghosted her too
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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How goddamned stupid must you be to attack your bus driver...while he is driving...across a bridge???:S

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/nov/02/bus-careers-off-bridge-in-china-as-driver-and-passenger-fight-video-report

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder


I've heard of last minute shopping before, but damn.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Florida never disappoints!

"I was held hostage in a pool with gators!"

:D:D:D

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/florida-man-breaks-into-st-augustine-alligator-farm-jumps-into-crocodile-pool/867644141

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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gowlerk



If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off.

That's like something out of a sitcom.
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gowlerk



If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off.

Whatever happened to normal things like speed bumps to slow traffic?
IMO obstacles that force a driver to swerve around them, make a street more dangerous, not safer.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off.

Trees? That's pretty fucking stupid. That's not going to stop some young punk with a truck from mowing them down. A few speed bumps tacked into the road would do the job better.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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