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Fark: Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day

http://www.twincities.com/2017/03/06/hours-after-being-sentenced-for-theft-st-paul-man-tries-to-steal-again-charges-say/
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"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Being passed out in a McDonalds Drive-thru with a loaded gun in the car is no way to go through life.
Isn't that right Ohio State Representative Wes Retherford?

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170312/ohio-house-rep-retherford-found-passed-out-in-car-with-loaded-firearm
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"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Throwing rocks at the girl next door is part of how I met my first wife. (just pebbles, boys will do silly things to get a girl's attention)
Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free.

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