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Does this famous BASE jumper have big hips?

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Who cares about his hips, check out his package! :)

BTW: It's just a theory, but I think if you call someone a penis instead of a dick, you might not get banned from this forum.

BTWW: I don't think he has big hips, I think his cheeks got full so he had to squirrel away the rest of his nuts in his pockets

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Big Hips, Big Balls, Sculpted Biceps and Abs; those are only a few attributes of this almighty figure. Since birth, TJ has been somewhat of a real life X-Man, or mutant if you will (or if you won’t, I don’t give a shit). Impenetrable by almost anything this world has to offer, he defies all laws of physics and reason. For example, if TJ were to go in clean, all he would have to do is wipe the grass stains off, for he would actually be fine. That’s why he is pulling so god damn low all the time. But for all of these super human strengths, TJ has one fatal, filthy, disgusting flaw. This flaw exposes his one TRUE weakness, the sunlight. TJ was born with Gingerism. Gingerism, the word alone sounds horrible, but not nearly as horrific as the condition itself. Gingerism, in layman’s terms is someone born with filthy red hair, red like the devil. The word alone has been proven to make Charles Manson vomit in his post mortem state. Webster’s defines the virus as follows---Gingerism: the foul condition of a sub species of human where the hair is red and the skin is the color of pancake batter. The most obvious symptom of this condition is when the filthy pancake batter skin is exposed to any form of light it produces millions of freckles or “demon portals” for the filth to escape from. Just know everyone, you can’t trust anyone who isn’t a day walker, and they ruin everything they touch. Be safe out there

“If we can put a man on the moon that means in the future we could put a ginger on the moon. And if we can put one ginger on the moon that means someday we can put all of them on the moon, forever.”-----Jesus Christ

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whats the big deal? dont all women have big hips? its so they can bear children... oh my god i really hope tj doesnt ever bear children... ;)
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