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Today in history, gave birth to many great leaders...

First there was Collin, the leader of the lesbians.

Then came Abbie, sumpreme commander all all things living and not.

And now the triumphant day has spawned a new era. The trifecta of tyranny has begun... January 16th, could only bring forth the true anti-christ, Austin Ray Unpacked Pickett!

That's right folks, Unpacked Ray now has offspring! Ausitn Pickett was born this morning at 520am.

Congrats Ray and Kristy!

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Yes, folks...it's true... I reign supreme over the pillow-fighing, hot-oil wrestling, and foxy-boxing ladies of the world. Thought I could keep it secret, but Abbie ruined the surprise for everyone.

So, if it's hookers and blow you want, see Magot. If it's live, girl on girl action, come to me and I'll get it for you.

Back on subject... Congrats Ray and Kristy. We did what we could to postpone little AG Aiello's entry into the world last year, but failed miserably. We made up for it this year. Know this...if you BASE jump and concieve around April, your spawn will be born on Jan 16th if we have anything to do with it.

-C.

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Whoa... concieve around April? But it was only this past August that we were down in Oklahoma to raise hell and witness their marriage. Nothing was said at that time about her being pregnant. Hmm... it must be a pre-me :)

Congrats Kristy and Ray!

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Congratulations Ray and Kristy!

I'm still waiting for someone else to be born on the 18th...;) C'mon other people, start makin some babies!

Katie.


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Congratulations Ray and Kristi. Very cool!


Since this post is about Collin and Abbie, congratulations to you as well.

Also, let us all give thanks to Tom Dancs.
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Congratulations Ray and Kristy!

I'm still waiting for someone else to be born on the 18th...;) C'mon other people, start makin some babies!

Katie.



My mother's bithday is on the 18th...does that count? ;)

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Ok, girls, let's just do it.

In calls only, please. :)
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I've only met you once, but congrats.
I've got this really hardcore group of gaurdian angels that need a free paid vacation.
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congrats Ray. and happy b-day Abbie. Hey Abbie, since its your birthday you don't have to bite the pillow tonight.;)


Bryan

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Also, let us all give thanks to Tom Dancs.



Wow, thanks for making me laugh on an otherwise grumpy day :)
Congrats to Ray and Family!!!!!!
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If it's live, girl on girl action, come to me and I'll get it for you.



Glad to know you'll be in the neighborhood. Welcome!

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Congrats Ray.

When we were up in LA the other night you mentioned your wife was pregnant; I didn't realize she was that pregnant.

. . . . No wonder you wanted to jump so bad. Cheers to you and your family holmes.

JP

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