TomDancs 0 #1 December 17, 2006 I spent this weekend in none other than NYC. And I have to say I had the time of my life. Maggot was kind enough to put me up at his apt. introduce me to some of his very nice lady friends. take me to some wonderful restaurants. And of corse take me to some kick ass objects. And Im not talking about some crappy A’s I’m talking building’s. 2 in one night it was amazing. So I would just like to thank him for the 2 new objects the good food and. Lets not forget getting me laid He is by far the coolest guy I have ever met who would of thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wwarped 0 #3 December 17, 2006 QuoteI spent this weekend in none other than NYC. And I have to say I had the time of my life. congratulations! kudos to Magot for extending the hospitality. glad to hear that tradition lives on. DON'T PANIC The lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. sloppy habits -> sloppy jumps -> injury or worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #4 December 17, 2006 no worries bro but that hot little piece of ass u had was an escort that ows me 1400 bucks for blow so I told her that her cute little ass could work some of it off by pretending to like u and sleep with u. but for the record she actually did like u the funny thing was Tom was telling me how good she was Dah of corse she good shes a proTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaper 0 #5 December 17, 2006 nothing like a pro. Like they say: you cant wear out something that's self lubricatingGo forth now, to the promised lands, and swear much unto each other, with mighty profanity and many personal attacks. T.A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borat 0 #6 December 17, 2006 1400 is to muhc for blow. is it make by rolex? i get this one for 15.89 at kmart.my place i work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2pac 6 #7 December 18, 2006 www.slobodanpad.hr www.skydiveadria.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #8 December 18, 2006 Quotewho would of thought corrected: Who would have thought? At least you didn't say "thunk." lol Glad you had a great time!Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtnlion667 0 #9 December 18, 2006 Brother, I'm so glad the ladies treated you well after my friend yelled all that shit at your mother.... thanks for the SL setup on the landmark!! If I wasn't so confused by the biker... I may have been able to figure out all your safety margians. next time i'll just paraglide it "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtnlion667 0 #10 December 18, 2006 wait wait wait.... I just realized you edited your post and still spelled "course" as "corse"....,... you apeared so smart, don't tell me jerry got to you...? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #11 December 18, 2006 one more point for magot in the next moderator poll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briangilbertson 0 #12 December 18, 2006 for $1,400 she must have another blow in her...need more friends? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borat 0 #13 December 18, 2006 not long time now and is possibl you be like d-dog: in small room with big man he is name bubba. i am to be miss d-dog leters he rite in this forum. peopl say man who likes dogs has gud heart. is possibl i am not to be miss so muhc leters you rite.my place i work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base_rigger 0 #14 December 18, 2006 QuoteLets not forget getting me laid No doubt about that, Maggot rhymes with Faggot. Anyway, all that and no cokeHCL? I just talked to Maggot and that lady you slept with, ain't no lady at all...welcome to the city bro!You know you have a problem when maggot is the voice of reason at the exit points Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #15 December 18, 2006 sounds excellent. seems like i need to make a trip to NYC soon. Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #16 December 18, 2006 I hope u like chicks with dicksTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #17 December 18, 2006 oh they're my favorites! i knew this turkish guy who came into the office claiming that all american men were gay. his explanation to everyone was that he hired a street prostitute who happened to be a man - and therefore that meant all american men are gay.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base935 0 #18 December 18, 2006 Tom, we're all super proud of you for losing your virginity, and to a pro at that! We knew it would happen sooner or later... Hey Magot, I checked the weather forecast, looks like it will be too windy in the next couple days, but let me know if you still have credit with that chick, I'll be up there tomorrow...Gravity Research Institute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base_rigger 0 #19 December 18, 2006 Again, it's not a chick, more like a dude dressed like one.You know you have a problem when maggot is the voice of reason at the exit points Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #20 December 18, 2006 u have no place talking about hooking up with guysTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swooper120 0 #21 December 19, 2006 NO doubt...I hear that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 December 19, 2006 Quote I just talked to Maggot and that lady you slept with, ain't no lady at all...welcome to the city bro!Maggot must not have liked Tom. I got a completely different offer and Maggot was willing to come to where I was."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #23 December 19, 2006 enough about the hooker all u guys care about is sex and drugs lets talk about the jumps the first object was a building 380 feet i told the guys it was just over 400 because i knew they were pussy's Tom went first Hand held like a little bitch but he did insit on going first mad props for that then this other guy goes I cant say who becuase he works for the secret service he goes stowed onhis first building and he only has 15 jumps but hes got almost 50 skydives so the guy pitchs and he almost towes into the fucking subway line I was so sure he was going in I said to the guy next to me dude he going in and i had time to say the shit to at the last second his pins poped after wards he agreed withme and said he would change his loops like i told him to do 2 months ago klids never listen why i dont knkow u would think they would take the advise of a master ninja like me the second object of the night was a space ship now just think all u fucking idiot think of a movie that had will smith and 2 guys in Black that was the object its 209 feet tall and the climb up is the fuckking coolest thing ever pitch dark and no stair u have to walk on the rusty stringers and some of the railings are cut The place was locked up tight lucky for me I brought my Harlem lock picks AKA bolt cutters yah thats right bolt cutteres oh yah and u can ask the new guys i showed them where I TAGED both objects the idiots didnot beleave till i showed them Ps u can all suck my ballsTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomDancs 0 #24 December 19, 2006 Magot, Are you calling me a pussy for going hand held? And by the way 380 or 400... big deal. My safety margin to begin deployment is wide enough to accommodate for such inaccuracies. Not to mention I expect that kind of BS when I jump with you. Tom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #25 December 19, 2006 enogh of that cra[p telll them ho cool i am folr tagging mu own sitesTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
