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67 Things to Do Before You Go In

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71. Arrive to exit point via canopy ride. Proceed to repack and then flik
Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary

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Speaking about numbers and things to do...
I've read this thread and made a spontaneous desicion (after almost a month i've spend on the ground:)so i just came back home after the Jump # 233, 110m B
broken bones -- nope
guards and cops -- nope
climb out a tall crane with stashed gear -- yes
listening to a huge trance party going on some 200 meters away from object -- "Woodoo people" remixed by Skazi (?) -- yes
super slow gainer with cool visuals of a glass walls -- yes
pretty low opening -- yes

I'M BACK! THAT WAS EXCITING! I LOVE IT!!!
That was my object #50, this # includes
19 cliffs,
11 buildings
8 antennas
5 chimneys
3 cranes
2 bridges
1 TV tower
1 skijump

Made in 10 countries.

It's party time!!!!!!!!:P:ph34r:B|

Edited to add: sorry for this offtopic thing but i feel just REALLY FREAKIN HAPPY!!!
Between two evils always pick theone never tried

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welcome back lika ;)


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"jump, have fun, pull"

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#... Wait for your friend to climb from the top platform down to the lower platform trade rigs because he almost passed out, climb to the top jump his pack job and then watch him jump your pack job.

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Do like SB#2 says " Right before you go in take off 1 shoe and stick it in your pants":ph34r:

It will keep everybody guessing.
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do a huge amount of blow about 5 minutes before launching on a terminal jump.
Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

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74: Have a person that has never seen base (preferably a lifelong friend) PCA you. Be sure to explain the possabillities of them killing you.......

75: Jump an object that was part of your childhood or adolescence.

76: DAYBLAZE!!!!!! preferably on object you've paid fines for in the past.

77: Lose a girl when she gives you the ultimatum: "It's gonna be me or that dam base rig!!!". peace, trick.

78: BASE in a day

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73. Have Jason Bell pay your fine.



You'll have to wait until 10/2/2025 for that to happen....:)
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75-big plans..man, big plans.

77... done that.. im a selfish irresponsible asshole as well. sorry.


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73. Have Jason Bell pay your fine.



You'll have to wait until 10/2/2025 for that to happen....:)


79. 10/2/2025: watch 99 jumpers leap from El Cap, jump last in wingsuit, scream through a cloud of 99 canopies while sipping beer from legwing beer tanks and singing,

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall..."

and so on, with
"No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall" on landing, while Jason Bell pays my fine. ;)
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80. Make a legal jump off el cap on a beautiful sunny afternoon, then share a beer w/ a few park rangers at the bar while they all cheer at your video.

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80. Make a legal jump off el cap on a beautiful sunny afternoon, then share a beer w/ a few park rangers at the bar while they all cheer at your video.



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From what I hear Rich didn't mind too much......he decided he'd rather go out w/ a girl (an aussie) than do his first B!



Wonder what your excuse will be this time as we all fly off the Captain....:P
Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary

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I do that on all my jumps
TOSS MY SALAD
I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
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Wonder what your excuse will be this time as we all fly off the Captain....:P



Hey now Kurt don't be confusing me w/ Rich . . . you know I'm always up for the "questionable" jumps!!:P

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