Tenshi 0 #1 April 25, 2006 As a guy you have to groundcrew, buy beer, provide transportation, wait, video, buy some more beer, wait and maybe then after months of paying your dues your mentor might give a big sigh and take you on that 450 ft A. As a cute chick you just have to smile, maybe groundcrew once in preparation of a night out in town where you get paid drinks all night long. Every guy secretly wants to get in your pants (even if in the self-rightiousness of their own FOOLish heart don't plan on getting in your pants) and they all like you "because she is such a nice person". So instead of making you their slave they take you along because you're "fun to just be around". Am I right? Honestly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freshman 0 #2 April 25, 2006 Of course, as is the way of the hot chick in every other facet of life. Simple is a little closer to the truth...it definitely works for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VictorSuvorov 0 #3 April 25, 2006 you may consider a sex change operation to increase your chances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #4 April 25, 2006 So what. I like cute chicks. Unfortunately, they can get into base so easily that most of them get hurt.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blitzkrieg 0 #5 April 25, 2006 i would disagree in my case. most of the guys i jump with are either... married, engaged or in a serious relationship and couldn't give two shitz about some chick they saw at a dz begging to go BASE. not that they would see her anyway, because they're probably not even at the dz. better odds to just be a kool mutha' fucka' and someone others want to have around. not that i'm that "Kool", but i never GC'd to get my first jump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #6 April 25, 2006 Hey if there hot I dont care if they have no experiance I'll death camp there ass I mean after I get in there pants I dont want them when there alll busted up.TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psycho 0 #7 April 25, 2006 Oh magot we know you'll still take them as long as their still warm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freshman 0 #8 April 25, 2006 QuoteOh magot we know you'll still take them as long as their still warm If not, you could always rub 'em down with Bengay. Or use a microwave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tornolf 0 #9 April 26, 2006 Quote As a guy you have to groundcrew, buy beer, provide transportation, wait, video, buy some more beer, wait and maybe then after months of paying your dues your mentor might give a big sigh and take you on that 450 ft A. ... Am I right? Honestly... No.A waddling elephant seal is the cutest thing in the entire world. -TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #10 April 26, 2006 I would like to know, and i mean no offense by this. if there is ANYTHING that is not easier in this life for a GIRL to do when it comes to getting help from a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlestranger 0 #11 April 26, 2006 QuoteI would like to know, and i mean no offense by this. if there is ANYTHING that is not easier in this life for a GIRL to do when it comes to getting help from a man. yes, that would be laundry... edited to add, "DO NOT touch by fucking clothes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites magot 0 #12 April 26, 2006 even here theres a girls only forum i mean i would like ,never mind im on thine ice as it is around hereTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites smelly 0 #13 April 26, 2006 Depending on they're experience,,,,,, I think they are a distraction..... How can you jump with one who knows nothing about canopy flight? Total liability! No thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TVPB 0 #14 April 26, 2006 I know a good plastic surgeon. And if you can't afford him, Jack the Ripper knives are sharper than those cheap plastic things we get on rigs these days. The other option is to ground crew for . . . . maybe someone in San Francisco!!! If I had tits (real ones - not man boobs), I would have lots more money. Stay Safe - Have Fun - Good Luck The above could be crap, thought provoking, useful, or . . But not personal. You decide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Calvin19 0 #15 April 26, 2006 HEY! i do my own laundry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #16 April 26, 2006 Im not in BASE .... yet... but theres a downside to not having to go throgh all the ground crewing and "dues" so to speak. Those experiences of being on the ground and taking time to be in the air are giving you more knowledge to better prepare yourself for your first jump. Id not feel confident enough to try a jump with a mentor who GC me once and kissed my ass. Id rather be lectured, encouraged to not do it, taught how to do it when I dont listen to the "dont do it speech" , and forced to be their slave all the while they are teaching me just how they survive in this sport.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #17 April 26, 2006 QuoteAs a guy you have to groundcrew, buy beer, provide transportation, wait, video, buy some more beer, wait and maybe then after months of paying your dues your mentor might give a big sigh and take you on that 450 ft A. Naw, I just put out that first night and the rest is history. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Waldschrat 0 #18 April 26, 2006 If you a lovely man... You should consider a queer mentor to solve this problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JeepDiver 0 #19 April 26, 2006 QuoteId rather be lectured, encouraged to not do it, taught how to do it when I dont listen to the "dont do it speech" , and forced to be their slave all the while they are teaching me just how they survive in this sport. methinks you like the forced & slave part the most. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #20 April 26, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
magot 0 #12 April 26, 2006 even here theres a girls only forum i mean i would like ,never mind im on thine ice as it is around hereTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smelly 0 #13 April 26, 2006 Depending on they're experience,,,,,, I think they are a distraction..... How can you jump with one who knows nothing about canopy flight? Total liability! No thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TVPB 0 #14 April 26, 2006 I know a good plastic surgeon. And if you can't afford him, Jack the Ripper knives are sharper than those cheap plastic things we get on rigs these days. The other option is to ground crew for . . . . maybe someone in San Francisco!!! If I had tits (real ones - not man boobs), I would have lots more money. Stay Safe - Have Fun - Good Luck The above could be crap, thought provoking, useful, or . . But not personal. You decide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #15 April 26, 2006 HEY! i do my own laundry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 April 26, 2006 Im not in BASE .... yet... but theres a downside to not having to go throgh all the ground crewing and "dues" so to speak. Those experiences of being on the ground and taking time to be in the air are giving you more knowledge to better prepare yourself for your first jump. Id not feel confident enough to try a jump with a mentor who GC me once and kissed my ass. Id rather be lectured, encouraged to not do it, taught how to do it when I dont listen to the "dont do it speech" , and forced to be their slave all the while they are teaching me just how they survive in this sport.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 April 26, 2006 QuoteAs a guy you have to groundcrew, buy beer, provide transportation, wait, video, buy some more beer, wait and maybe then after months of paying your dues your mentor might give a big sigh and take you on that 450 ft A. Naw, I just put out that first night and the rest is history. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waldschrat 0 #18 April 26, 2006 If you a lovely man... You should consider a queer mentor to solve this problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #19 April 26, 2006 QuoteId rather be lectured, encouraged to not do it, taught how to do it when I dont listen to the "dont do it speech" , and forced to be their slave all the while they are teaching me just how they survive in this sport. methinks you like the forced & slave part the most. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 April 26, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
