Skin 0 #1 November 9, 2005 I have been sick 5 times in the last 15 minutes listening to this pitiful cretin's dialogue with the world's most humorous and yet compassionate woman of our emergency services. I am compelled to share my favorite parts of the soap. The alternative being to drop by California and pain the cunt a new feather hat for this episode. John, if you're reading this, know that the facts that you have promised to quit, you are hilarious whilst pissing your pants and you're pathetic have saved you from a harsher judgement. Bits of the call that killed me were: "Are you visible from the freeway" - like there's a bunch of other assholes hanging from the tower. "The only difficulty is going to be the height" - a guess utterly far from the mark. Another difficulty will be the smell. "I think I'm going to die here"...Argh...it hurts...stop. "I'm gonna die"....please.... "I don't wanna die"...oh jesus....uuurrrgggghhh. "are you married"...[replies]...."huh?" "What county are you in ?"....aarrgghhh.......[pain] "Is that southbound or North bound?".... "If you were going North bound you would come off and go due west".......heeeeeeeeechaaghurgh....a classic....what difference does it make? "Who's on the guy wire" "CHP....I have a man hung on a pole".....oh God...stop... "I'm a few hundre feet from my death right now"....what a time for philosophy? You cunt, you're killin' me. "How old are you".....[replies] "40"...and get's it wrong...he's 41...prick! "Don't look down".....gufaw.....sniffle....barf! "I made a BASE jump".....yeeeeehaw! Surreal moment..... "It could be worse" "You could be in a ravine" "It could be worse" [pukes with laughter] contrarian moment.... "I wanna die right now"...make your mind up bitch! surreal moment II "Have you seen a Mel Gibson movie where you land on an airbag"...kudos for holding on here Johnnie. I'd have shit and laughed myself off to that one. "What are you doing?" "Having a cigarette" "Are you upside down?"...[screams in pain]...[pukes] "I don't know if it's the smartest thing...to have a cigarette when there are wires underneath you"......[no more.....stop...please] Surreally surreal "Sweeeeeet!"...huh? John you ok? and to cap it all...."your birthday is today? Well happy Birthday John"... [wrenches nut puking so hard....ass comes out through mouth and leaves skidmarks on lips. Oh jeez. John...If you weren't such a lame ass puss bag I'd hate you...but you're just a total fag with no respect for your peers and even less for yourself...Next time....use your hook knife you sissy. Beautiful.$kin There's only one Tom Aiello... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 25 #2 November 9, 2005 Quoteand to cap it all...."your birthday is today? Well happy Birthday John"... I thought that was very nice. I had a lifeflght kind of rescue on my 30th birthday. EMS has to ask your birthday for all kinds of forms, and so do the hospital folks. So I got "oh...well, happy birthday..." about 15 times that day.-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vandev 0 #3 November 9, 2005 send that to carlos mencia....he will have a field day with that... That was funny..... In the end...the universe has a way of working itself out.... "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skin 0 #4 November 9, 2005 At least you'd already been rescued. I don't think the word irony would occur to John if he was asked to describe what steel tasted like.[original - royalties due for all future use] I remember that day well, Tom. People were saying the same thing to me. $kin There's only one Tom Aiello... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #5 November 9, 2005 "Yo yo" sounded like a very nice lady, I'm guessing all the crying probably lost him a chance at scoring a date with her though. ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KMonster 0 #6 November 9, 2005 Quote"CHP....I have a man hung on a pole"..... I got a real kick out of that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MB38 0 #7 November 9, 2005 Here it isI really don't know what I'm talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badenhop 0 #8 November 9, 2005 Hello, "Don't look down". Avery================================== I've got all I need, Jesus and gravity. Dolly Parton http://www.AveryBadenhop.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #9 November 9, 2005 From the opertator. 'you're not dying today, not on my watch' I was waiting for, 'I have to leave now, here is Steven, he'll look after you'Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fab777 0 #10 November 9, 2005 "It could be worse, trust me" Really? Can anything be worse than having this thread open on his name? "I don't know why he's smoking" "Because he's nervous?" Fabien BASE#944 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gus 1 #11 November 9, 2005 Operator: Are you visible from the freeway? JA: The towers are but it's getting dark. Any sympathy I felt for this guy quickly evaporated. And I know what it's like to hit a wire. GusOutpatientsOnline.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikki_ZH 0 #12 November 9, 2005 Someone please, please send the part of the Aussie Video where Dwain is hanging in a tree and talking to his camera to the media who published this sad recording. This could correct the pathetic image that everyone must get after listening to this whining and crying! Non BASE Jumpers could see that not everyone starts to cry like a baby while being in this position. This is so sad…Michi (#1068) hsbc/gba/sba www.swissbaseassociation.ch www.michibase.ch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #13 November 9, 2005 QuoteSomeone please, please send the part of the Aussie Video where Dwain is hanging in a tree and talking to his camera to the media who published this sad recording. That is some classic shit: "this was not a cliff strike, it was a perfectly executed tree landing". Apparently they used but a fraction of Dwain's video in that compilation. I heard he went on like that for hours. -C. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nchambers42 0 #14 November 9, 2005 What's the title of the compilation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #15 November 9, 2005 I think that's on the ABA 2003 compilation video. -C. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #16 November 9, 2005 QuoteSomeone please, please send the part of the Aussie Video where Dwain is hanging in a tree and talking to his camera … I've seen this twice but would love to see it again. Is that something someone who has it could post. It's freakin' funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dploi 0 #17 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteSomeone please, please send the part of the Aussie Video where Dwain is hanging in a tree and talking to his camera to the media who published this sad recording. That is some classic shit: "this was not a cliff strike, it was a perfectly executed tree landing". Apparently they used but a fraction of Dwain's video in that compilation. I heard he went on like that for hours. -C.Long live DW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 460 0 #18 November 9, 2005 i assume your quoting for real? just need the words "I want my mommy" to add to the mix! Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites The111 0 #19 November 9, 2005 Ha, I like when she tells him not to look down, then one second later asks "so, are you still 2-300 feet up?" www.WingsuitPhotos.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jvair 0 #20 November 9, 2005 that footage of Dwain is on "beyond extreme" I'm not sure where to find it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DexterBase 0 #21 November 9, 2005 The raw footage is much longer than that and much more entertaining than the small clip on Beyond Extreme. If you eve have a chance to watch the whole video, DO IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pBASEtobe 0 #22 November 9, 2005 That's the video I saw, the whole thing. Just funny as hell! I presume that's non-distributed video huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dploi 0 #23 November 9, 2005 Fucking wow. I just heard it. So where's the erase-from-memory button? Funny as fuck on teh first listen, but frightening in retrospect. Not frightening as in "what a scary situation" but frightening as in "I can't believe this guy is BASE jumper." Solo dayblazing with an injury and then wire striking. More disturbing was how he just lost it in a crisis situation -- NOT a quality of a BASE jumper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TomAiello 25 #24 November 9, 2005 QuoteThat's the video I saw, the whole thing. Just funny as hell! I presume that's non-distributed video huh? The longer segment is on the 2003 ABA Compilation, the one with "No Morals, No Ethics..." printed on the cover. There is an even longer raw version that I've seen, but the one on the ABA compilation has pretty much all the best stuff.-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 460 0 #25 November 9, 2005 this shissa is great! in the words of my good friend Steve Morrell (RIP): "Put on your gear and die like a man!"Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 0
460 0 #18 November 9, 2005 i assume your quoting for real? just need the words "I want my mommy" to add to the mix! Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 0 #19 November 9, 2005 Ha, I like when she tells him not to look down, then one second later asks "so, are you still 2-300 feet up?" www.WingsuitPhotos.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvair 0 #20 November 9, 2005 that footage of Dwain is on "beyond extreme" I'm not sure where to find it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DexterBase 0 #21 November 9, 2005 The raw footage is much longer than that and much more entertaining than the small clip on Beyond Extreme. If you eve have a chance to watch the whole video, DO IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #22 November 9, 2005 That's the video I saw, the whole thing. Just funny as hell! I presume that's non-distributed video huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dploi 0 #23 November 9, 2005 Fucking wow. I just heard it. So where's the erase-from-memory button? Funny as fuck on teh first listen, but frightening in retrospect. Not frightening as in "what a scary situation" but frightening as in "I can't believe this guy is BASE jumper." Solo dayblazing with an injury and then wire striking. More disturbing was how he just lost it in a crisis situation -- NOT a quality of a BASE jumper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 25 #24 November 9, 2005 QuoteThat's the video I saw, the whole thing. Just funny as hell! I presume that's non-distributed video huh? The longer segment is on the 2003 ABA Compilation, the one with "No Morals, No Ethics..." printed on the cover. There is an even longer raw version that I've seen, but the one on the ABA compilation has pretty much all the best stuff.-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #25 November 9, 2005 this shissa is great! in the words of my good friend Steve Morrell (RIP): "Put on your gear and die like a man!"Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
