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BASE Won't Get You Women

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Damn. Me either I guess...
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"Scars remind you that the past is real..."

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Yeah but BASE will get you through times of no Ovarians better than Ovarians will get you through times of no BASE.

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I didn't invent skydiving, but I jumped with the guys who did.

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Yeah but BASE will get you through times of no Ovarians better than Ovarians will get you through times of no BASE.



and vice versa with man parts...
:ph34r::D:P
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"Scars remind you that the past is real..."

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OMG, this is hilarious!

I wish someone would pass this on to the guys who think being a big fish in a little pond is going to get them laid!!

:D ;)
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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I wish someone would pass this on to the guys who think being a big fish in a little pond is going to get them laid!!

:D ;)



If I read the article right, that is exactly what will get them laid.....
"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."
David Brent

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From the article: "But researcher William Farthing said women prefer high-status males to risk-takers."

I don't agree with this, a lot of high-status guys/gales takes plenty of risks
to stay "in the lead" and keeping the "high-status"....brainsurgeons, corporateleaders etc, they put their neck on the line all the time, just not physically......
I think this researcher better do his homework one more time......

So don't give up so easily pBASEtobe! :)

/ Madde
( at MN's computer)

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Dun worry , soon self abuse will become a way of life. A life punctuated with brief moments of glory, featuring a box of kleenex and castrol gtx.(the high performance lubricant) Plus you got buy at least 5l at time.;)
"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

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From the article: "But researcher William Farthing said women prefer high-status males to risk-takers."

I don't agree with this, a lot of high-status guys/gales takes plenty of risks
to stay "in the lead" and keeping the "high-status"....brainsurgeons, corporateleaders etc, they put their neck on the line all the time, just not physically......
I think this researcher better do his homework one more time......

So don't give up so easily pBASEtobe! :)

/ Madde
( at MN's computer)



I think the reporter was referring to "physical" risks as opposed to professional risks. Very rarely do people get killed during a corporate takeover.:D


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I just jump to impress myself :P

Ronald Overdijk
www.liveskyproductions.nl

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Hm...:S
According to this article i'm not a women:)
Between two evils always pick theone never tried

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Dont give up Russell. Women are just looking for a stable guy.

So just dump stable.;)

or, um, get a bunch of horses...:|

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"...women prefer high-status males to risk-takers."
I don't agree with this, a lot of high-status guys/gales takes plenty of risks...


Actually, I think you and the reporter probably agree.
The very next sentence seems to suggest that possibility:
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"So if he has higher status among other men, women might like him for his status, even though they don't like risk-taking itself"



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So don't give up so easily pBASEtobe!


...second that!
There's a big difference between "the majority of women[/men]" and those you might actually be interested in ;)

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>A survey of 100 men and women by researchers at the University of Maine in Orono, showed that women are not impressed by bungee jumping and...<

No wonder!!! Check the attachment...!

Cheers, Martin

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I guess I won't be finding a girlfriend any time soon! :(

Mmhhmm!!!!!!
I am not sure about that , anyone that BASE jumps has a possibility of meeting a good looking NURSE !!!!! :D

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Damn Russel, I could have told you that ages ago. [:/] With my luck I might as well join a monestary, but I'd probably get kicked out within the first hour. :|

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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HA HA HA what a great shot...:D:ph34r:

Ofcourse the girls wouldnt say so,its against their nature...

dont forget:
BASEjumpers are the top of the foodchain,no matter if your a chick or a guy,you can get laid:P

Ivan,were do you hide all them girls? i seems to rember that your an big "fish":P:D

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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You obveously need to rent more action flicks;)
"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

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Women generally don't want f*ck crazy people. ;)
Actually, I absolutely don't tell women I BASE. I prefer the word 'parachuting.' It's so much more socially acceptable.
Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

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Chutes and Ladders, huh?

SOB style...:ph34r:
You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

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Try this website, guys. www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/info.php. It should help. ;)

I particularly like the fact that if you break up with your imaginary girlfriend, she will send you a "perfumed long sobby letter begging you to take her back".

MY GOD MEN ARE PATHETIC!!!!! :D

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Women generally don't want f*ck crazy people. ;)


I can explain it to you:)Then women meet the really cool crazy guy her thoughs are like this: "He's a totally cool one...sexy... i'm certain, it's obviously, any girl immediatelly will jump to his bed! E-V-E-R-Y!...But I'm not like others... I'm a special one. I won't join to that list of "he-had-sex-with"!"
and every girl think that way about him!:)
So what we'll finelly get?
Girls don't want f**k crazy people.
That's what you said.:)
Between two evils always pick theone never tried

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So what we'll finelly get?
Girls don't want f**k crazy people.



That's right, girls don't f**k crazy people. Guys do, because girls are crazy by definition :P

bsbd!

Yuri.

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No, being a big fish in a little pond probably isn't going to get you laid....but if you're a big fish in the ocean, you just might stand a chance!:D:P
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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No wonder!!! Check the attachment...!



Hey!!! Mine went nothing like that at all...

Check it!

400ft of freefall! :ph34r:

(No comments about the head-down body position... it's that, or whiplash! :o)

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