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After residing on my website for many years, the following BASE acronym list didn't make it through my lastest website redesign. So I thought you all might get one last laugh from it as I put it to rest....

Other BASE Acronyms
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Beyond All Safety Expectations
Ballistic A**hole Seeking Earth
Brains Atrophied - Speeding Earthward
Becoming Another Splotch, EEEW!
Bragging About Stupid Endeavors
Bodies Are Shattered Eventually
Brushing Away Safety Egotistically
Banging Against Solid Earth
Brains Aren't Solidly Engineered
Balls ARE Solidly Engineered
Beginning A Sooner Eternity
Becoming A Stiff Early
Buddies Are Surely Endangered
Bones And Sh*t Everywhere (by Team Bodybag)
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that should be on a shirt



Damn right;

"HIIIIPPPPPO!!!??"

......where is that bugger when you need him?

:P
"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."
David Brent

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OK, I've been approached about putting this on a T-shirt by several readers. I'm going to talk to my T-shirt people about it next week. Got any more acronyms to add to the list?
(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only

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Beautiful Altitude Shrinking Experience
Best Avoid Striking Earth
Bad Exits Suck Ass (for the dyslexics) B|
Brick Assaults Suck Eggs (dedicated to my friend the gung ho construction site security guard... B|)

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My favorite is still "Bones And Shit Everywhere". I think you ought to put that one at the top of the list on the shirt. Or at least on the very bottom.
-- Tom Aiello

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SnakeRiverBASE.com

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Ivan,i thourght your were lost in cartoon world,didnt you got my mail??????

Bullsh#t A$$ Seeking Egoes

1 shirt for me aswell....B|

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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Bad Ass Shit, Eh?


You can only put that on the canadian shirt :P


Greenie in training.

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Bad Ass Shit, Eh?



hey, how's it goin'?

I'll take one of those, eh!

double, double, preferably

how about this rephrase of Skreamer's contribution:

Bad Exits Suck Enemas


soon to be gone

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Got any more acronyms to add to the list?



Best Adrenaline Sport Ever


Nice,very nice.
~J
"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

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Best Advise Said Exit
Best At Supplying Excitement
Breath Arch Smile Exit
Bold And Seeking Excitement
Bored And Seeking Excitement
Bounce And Sicken Everyone
Bad Ass Scary Everytime
BASE Always Scares Everyone
Brains And Senses Evolve
~J
"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

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"Body-And-Soul Evolution".

And my lady friend suggested "Brain-Addled Seekers of Excitement". :D

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My favorite is still "Bones And Shit Everywhere"



I'd have to agree that's the best one, although "Best Adrenaline Sport Ever" is pretty cool too. And be sure to print up some XXLs for us fat-asses, okay ? :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Better At Sonic Entertainment ;)
SONIC BEEF #1 BASE 708, NC BASE 3
SLI,IADI,AFFI.TIE.FAA Rigger, Single & Multi Commercial Pilot,CFI, CFII, MEI

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"Body-And-Soul Evolution".


really good one

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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I'm not a base jumper how you like this one.

" Those who can't base jump, become Skydivers"

It holds true......at least for me since I live in FL not many cliff or bridges to jump from.
http://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html

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I'm not a base jumper how you like this one.

" Those who can't base jump, become Skydivers"

It holds true......at least for me since I live in FL not many cliff or bridges to jump from.




I once made myself a bumper sticker that read: "BASE jumpers do what skydivers have nightmares about." Of course, since I was pretty active in some not so friendly places at the time, it never made it onto the car.
-- Tom Aiello

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SnakeRiverBASE.com

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